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Anyway to cure a hypochondriac?
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:32 pm
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:32 pm
I grew up with this dude and over the past 8 years he's gotten worse and worse...
1. can't eat chips unless he opens the bag(other people's hands, he'll come to your home and open a new bag when one's already open)
2. Soft drink can must be washed prior to opening
3. any cup or utensil must be re-washed before he uses it
4. uses his feet to open doors
5. If another car exhaust smells a bit, he'll go into coughing convulsions to the point he nearly faints.
6. Seeing someone smoke makes him turn in the other direction.
I could go on, know the dude since kindergarten and I'm not sure what happened to him , but over the last 8 years he's gone mental.
1. can't eat chips unless he opens the bag(other people's hands, he'll come to your home and open a new bag when one's already open)
2. Soft drink can must be washed prior to opening
3. any cup or utensil must be re-washed before he uses it
4. uses his feet to open doors
5. If another car exhaust smells a bit, he'll go into coughing convulsions to the point he nearly faints.
6. Seeing someone smoke makes him turn in the other direction.
I could go on, know the dude since kindergarten and I'm not sure what happened to him , but over the last 8 years he's gone mental.
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:33 pm to Kujo
That's not a hypochondriac.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:34 pm to Kujo
Canadian hypoallergenic organic crystals glued to his car's hood.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:35 pm to Kujo
he is a germophobe
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:35 pm to BigB0882
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That's not a hypochondriac.
wtf is it called? OCD, it's the idea that he's going to catch something from someone
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Kujo
Sounds like a germaphobe, not a hypochondriac
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Kujo
That's not what hypochondriac means fyi
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Kujo
Not a hypochondriac but definitely a germophobe.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:36 pm to Displaced
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Sounds like a germaphobe, not a hypochondriac
could you explain the difference, I'm not medically literate
and what's the cure?
quote:
hy·po·chon·dri·ac
?hip?'kändre?ak/Submit
noun
1.
a person who is abnormally anxious about their health.
abnormal-check
anxious-check
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This post was edited on 6/15/16 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:37 pm to Kujo
Introduce him to a fertile woman. Having a child cured me of thinking I could keep a low germ lifestyle.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:37 pm to Kujo
Hypochondriac is someone who always thinks he is sick with something/anything.
Ex: has a headache, swears it's cancer. Sneezes and swears it's the flu.
Germaphobe is like Howie Mandel, someone who wont even shake someone's hands because he is afraid of germs and disease.
Ex: has a headache, swears it's cancer. Sneezes and swears it's the flu.
Germaphobe is like Howie Mandel, someone who wont even shake someone's hands because he is afraid of germs and disease.
This post was edited on 6/15/16 at 12:39 pm
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:38 pm to Kujo
hy·po·chon·dri·ac
?hip?'kändre?ak/Submit
noun
1.
a person who is abnormally anxious about their health.
?hip?'kändre?ak/Submit
noun
1.
a person who is abnormally anxious about their health.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:38 pm to Kujo
Keep throwing dog shite on him until he gets over it. There is something in dog shite that helps the brain produce the chemical that stops people from doing this.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:38 pm to Kujo
This is a Yoga Girl question... seek her advice, she knows all.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:38 pm to Kujo
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could you explain the difference
germophobe is scared of germs, a hypochondriac fears that they have a disease simply because they have one symptom or another
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:39 pm to Kujo
quote:
1. can't eat chips unless he opens the bag(other people's hands, he'll come to your home and open a new bag when one's already open)
2. Soft drink can must be washed prior to opening
3. any cup or utensil must be re-washed before he uses it
4. uses his feet to open doors
5. If another car exhaust smells a bit, he'll go into coughing convulsions to the point he nearly faints.
6. Seeing someone smoke makes him turn in the other direction.
Sounds like a germaphobe with perhaps minor traces of OCD and vaginitus.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:40 pm to Count Chocula
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This is a Yoga Girl question... seek her advice, she knows all.
Its a government secret testing they do on people without them knowing it.
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:40 pm to Kujo
Sounds like a wussy
Posted on 6/15/16 at 12:40 pm to Styxion
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germophobe is scared of germs, a hypochondriac fears that they have a disease simply because they have one symptom or another
ah, okay
I think it started when there was a story of a guy at a burger king that was spooging in hamburgers or something...he lost it after that
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