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Anything worse than hotel coffee.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:32 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:32 am
The coffee they place in your room is similar to brown water. I think it's a ploy to get you to buy the Starbucks in the lobby.
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Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:35 am to uptownsage
It's still better than when there is no coffe maker in the room which is a real nubby move
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:35 am to uptownsage
I look at it as free coffee so I really can't complain. It's far from being good though
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:36 am to uptownsage
Bedbugs are worse than hotel coffee
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:37 am to madamsquirrel
I always order a pot from room service. Or keep a few pods in your bag.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:38 am to uptownsage
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:39 am to uptownsage
Realizing you have to shite after you get out of the shower and then running out of TP mid-way through the wipe
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:39 am to uptownsage
Just like the only thing worse than hot beer is no beer. The only thing worse than hotel coffee is no coffee.
But jeebus...walk to the lobby and get some better stuff man.
But jeebus...walk to the lobby and get some better stuff man.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:42 am to uptownsage
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Anything worse than hotel coffee?
I can only surmise that you are somehow unfamiliar with Rebeloke? His posts make hotel coffee seem like road head from a good looking broad.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:43 am to uptownsage
Never touch the stuff in the room. The lobby coffee at Hampton Inn or Holiday Inn Express is generally pretty good.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:43 am to uptownsage
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Anything worse than hotel coffee.
I swear they char the beans. Ever been to a gas station at 10:30 at night and gotten cup of coffee off the burner that had been sitting there from the 5:30 AM batch? I would buy and drink that before drinking free fresh Mello Joy if given the choice.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:44 am to uptownsage
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Anything worse than hotel coffee
Yeah, when you wake up groggy and go to the hotel bathroom half asleep and go to take a piss and your dickhole is smashed together so you have two streams and one hits the floor all around and the other gets all over you. To me, that's a little worse than hotel coffee.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:46 am to uptownsage
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Anything worse than hotel coffee?
This thread?
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:50 am to uptownsage
As bad as hotel coffee is, this thread still makes me want some coffee.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 7:55 am to uptownsage
I don't use the hotel coffee maker so I know the maid sees that and doesn't clean it. That's why I always rub my dick and balls all over the coffee pot before I leave.
Feel confident in knowing that someone probably rimmed your coffee pot and you're drinking shitty coffee WITH dick juice all in it.
Feel confident in knowing that someone probably rimmed your coffee pot and you're drinking shitty coffee WITH dick juice all in it.
This post was edited on 6/2/16 at 7:56 am
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:03 am to uptownsage
cancer is worse than hotel coffee.
So is the McRib.
So is the McRib.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:11 am to uptownsage
Gas station sushi.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:13 am to uptownsage
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Anything worse than hotel coffee. by uptownsage
Yes. At least two things.
1. Having no coffee.
2. Having to pay for coffee.
Posted on 6/2/16 at 8:13 am to Pectus
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As bad as hotel coffee is, this thread still makes me want some coffee.
Yes, i agree. It will do until the Starbucks opens for the morning.
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