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re: Anyone here use a maid service? Potential NSFW

Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:23 am to
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:23 am to
Had one for awhile until she knocked over and maybe chipped (I can't remember the exact details) one of my wife's crystal knick-knacks in the grandfather clock/display case. That was the end of that. Never got another.

Also I found that while I was out before and after surgery I could do enough every day to get it done. One room or chore a day or so.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 10:54 am to
My wife won't shut up about a maid. One week she was gone I did the yard and cleaned the entire house with young kids around and working. That shut her down. My neighbors go through maids like crazy. It's either theft or laziness usually that ends it. One day the guy came home and found the maid asleep on their bed.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:00 am to
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I'm the type who would clean up before the maid got there so she wouldn't realize just how big of a pig I really am.


My wife makes me do this

Because we want the maid to be doing the heavy cleaning, not picking up my shoes from the den floor.

Twice a month for heavy lifting is perfect.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:03 am to
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This. Find a maid with OCD. Mine color coordinated my closet and my dresser. Crazy what a difference that makes. Mine cost $90/visit. She does everything from laundry to walking the dog (not a sexual innuendo).


Dude, help a brotha pout with those digits........ I need this maid.
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
17319 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:05 am to
I have a weekly maid. My wife is quite lazy when it comes to housework.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:13 am to
Just yesterday I came home and walked around and saw how clean the house was, went to the bathroom, opened the medicine cabinet, and saw that my medicine cabinet had been completely re-organized and set up so that every drug was on the shelf from the top to bottom in alphabetical order. Now I'm not saying that they will do that if you don't want them to but that's the sort of attention to detail that you get when you call,














THE MAIDS!!!
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75263 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 11:20 am to
It's 11:20



I'm Don Aimes
Posted by SpicyStacy
stout's fave
Member since Aug 2010
13343 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:32 pm to
Hey guys
Posted by Open Dore Policy
The Commodore State
Member since Oct 2012
4472 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 12:47 pm to
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Ah, so you or your wife doesn't work or have kids. Congrats!



My wife stays at home with four kids. So our house is always a mess.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:04 pm to
I use this maid service that Fin recommended a while back.
LINK
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:43 pm to
sweet baby jeesus in the manger she hott
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171055 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:45 pm to
We have one that comes every other Tuesday. $80 for the entire place to be clean. So worth it.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171055 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:46 pm to
quote:


No because I'm not a douche.

I'm a normal person who's wife, or myself, does the cleaning.




Everyone laugh at the guy who can't afford a maid.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:48 pm to
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No because I'm not a douche.

I'm a normal person who's wife, or myself, does the cleaning.


Poor people are the worst.....
Posted by hesterhamma
Member since Oct 2013
679 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:52 pm to
quote:

opened the medicine cabinet, and saw that my medicine cabinet had been completely re-organized and set up so that every drug was on the shelf from the top to bottom in alphabetical order

She was looking for the good meds!
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21483 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:53 pm to
think they need a link
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10512 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 1:55 pm to
If you're married and you pay for a maid, you sir are the sucker. Your wife has you by the balls.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:12 pm to
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If you're married and you pay for a maid, you sir are the sucker. Your wife has you by the balls.


I pay someone to cut the grass too...... Why do it if we don't want to and can easily afford to have someone else do it? Hell, my wife works more hours than I do. But I have my hobbies, so I sure as hell am not doing it.

And the day to day keeping things straight is not what I'm talking about. My wife is OCD about stuff. LIke someone else said, our closets will periodically get organized by color,etc. But the mopping, toilet cleaning, etc... don't even notice the $200 a month.
Posted by Quinn225
Member since May 2017
408 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:45 pm to
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If you're married and you pay for a maid, you sir are the sucker. Your wife has you by the balls.


Enjoy your Econowife.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75263 posts
Posted on 7/18/17 at 2:49 pm to
Wall Street Journal a few years ago published an article about retiring 7 years earlier if one cuts their own grass and cleans their own house. I wanna say it was like $250 a month average on what people spend on those services and if you were to put that into a good growth mutual fund you'd have a robust amount of money and could allow you to retire sooner.
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