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re: Anyone here ever go to Schlitterbahn?

Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:21 pm to
Largest accumulation of white trash EVAR
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:24 pm to
waterparks are fun for the kids, but they gross me the frick out.
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:24 pm to
Brother lives down the street and my niece is a lifeguard there.

It's a 1-day thing IMO. Don't make it the "destination". Plan to do other stuff like Fredricksburg, float the Comal river, San Antonio Sea World, Lockhart for BBQ, etc..

FYI don't plan on floating the Guadalupe.. the whole state is bone dry. The comal is spring fed so o.k. for now.
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15097 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:24 pm to
Pics of wife in thong to check out her Schlitterbum
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:31 pm to
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FYI don't plan on floating the Guadalupe.. the whole state is bone dry.



Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:32 pm to
havent been since about 2000, but it's good fun for the kids.

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quote:

It's a 1-day thing IMO. Don't make it the "destination". Plan to do other stuff like Fredricksburg, float the Comal river, San Antonio Sea World, Lockhart for BBQ, etc..


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This post was edited on 4/14/14 at 12:33 pm
Posted by TigerHam85
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:35 pm to
Last time I went to blue bayou as a kid there was a piece of shite floating in the wave pool. I shite you not. (No pun intended).

Never again.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50249 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:35 pm to
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Schlitterbahn

Is this German for acute dysentery?
This post was edited on 4/14/14 at 12:37 pm
Posted by dafuqusay
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
769 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:36 pm to
Expect to wait in line for 1-2 hours for certain rides.
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

Last time I went to blue bayou as a kid there was a piece of shite floating in the wave pool. I shite you not. (No pun intended). Never again


..what a shitty situation...
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 4/14/14 at 12:46 pm to
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Expect to wait in line for 1-2 hours for certain rides with a bunch of fat tattooed stinkin redneck motherfrickers with their filthy kids bumping into you while they tell them to go cut in line.
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