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re: Anyone having a dry spell?

Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:25 pm to
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i guess its easy to keep track when its only been 3x



It is. Doesn't take much effort.

Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:26 pm to
I'm married. I'd go with 5-6 assists. I like to jack off. My wife likes to frick. In fact, I would make no bones about prostitutes entering the equation in the wake of such selfishness.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:26 pm to
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I like to jack off. My wife likes to frick.
Wtf is wrong with you
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:27 pm to
She better be paralyzed.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:27 pm to
1 1/2 weeks. I'm married so I have like a month before it becomes a dry spell.

Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:27 pm to
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is it more your wife not wanting to have sex or is it your medical problem?


Wife's medical issues contributed to it, in both physical ability and mood. I'd rather not get into specifics; it's legit issue but nothing tragic or life threatening. For example, she's not on chemo and I'm bitching about a BJ.

However, something could have easily been arranged at some point. There were maybe 10-15 days where it would have been totally unreasonable to get some action.

That's not really the point. I'm just curious about others in my situation.

This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 4:34 pm
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:28 pm to
Nothing. You don't? Are you going to be in a sexless marriage?

There are few medical conditions that excuse what's laid out in the OP.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:28 pm to
Yeah I'm pretty dry right now. I'm a streaky hitter anyway
Posted by unbeWEAVEable
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:29 pm to
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Posted by TigerStripes06
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:29 pm to
I'm almost a year into a relationship and my gf still loves the peen. I figure she will continue to feign interest until I buy her a ring. That's how it works right?
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:30 pm to
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Are you going to be in a sexless marriage?
No I'm saying why are you focusing on beating off when you have a willing wife?

That's just stupid
Posted by Placebeaux
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:30 pm to
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baw beta baw testosterone baw


This somehow made sense
Posted by TU Rob
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:31 pm to
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I'm almost a year into a relationship and my gf still loves the peen. I figure she will continue to feign interest until I buy her a ring. That's how it works right?


Usually takes 2-5 years before they lose interest. Then you knock them up and wait about 4 months and you can hit it almost every night. Them pregnancy hormones are wonderful.
Posted by 91TIGER
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:34 pm to
Well it's her 'time of the month', so it's been 5 days.
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:34 pm to
We've been fricking for a decade plus, son. I've had it every which way and more. That is her output, she doesn't want more. I consider her sexual energy to be off the charts for most married women, even young ones.

I have not gone more than a few days without something. And when I do, she feels guilty and does it right.
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

I figure she will continue to feign interest until I buy her a ring. That's how it works right?


Pretty much. About 3 years is probably when it dries up significantly.
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:35 pm to
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About 3 years is probably when it dries up significantly.
I'm at almost 5 years with the gf and seen a decline over the last couple years.
Posted by Ghostfacedistiller
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:38 pm to
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I'm at almost 5 years with the gf and seen a decline over the last couple years.


We got married a few months short of 4 years of dating. Engaged about a year.

It's hard to pinpoint exactly the cause, but nothing can touch the first 3 years.
Posted by 91TIGER
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

About 3 years is probably when it dries up significantly.
I'm at almost 5 years with the gf and seen a decline over the last couple years.


Wait till you have kids !!! It's on the down low for several years. HOWEVER, mine went off the charts when the kids hit the 8-10 yr old range. She is better now than before we were married!!! Much more 'adventurous' to say the least !!
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 4:42 pm to
I read this and automatically knew you were married.

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