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Anyone have a clever response to "How are you?"

Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:44 am
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:44 am
This exchange always bothers me when passing people in the hall that I do not interact with regularly.

Is there a better response than "Fine, how are you?"

ETA x 3: Premature enters in the subject line
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 11:47 am
Posted by FT
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:44 am to
pretty good

wyd
Posted by Skillet
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okie dokie....you?
Posted by Croacka
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Confused
Posted by The Third Leg
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:46 am to
I'm great; I just got fired.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:46 am to
quote:

"How are you?
do you even close quote baw?
Posted by upgrayedd
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Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:46 am to
"I am well. How are you?"



You know, like an adult and all.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:46 am to
"Better than I deserve."
Posted by 777Tiger
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just tested positive -for G. A. M. E.!
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:47 am to
If someone asks "How's it hanging?", I usually cant help myself but answer "Like a whistle, wanna blow it?"

And then I immediately drop my head in shame and walk away for saying something so douchey.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:47 am to
Go frick Yourself..
Posted by tgrbaitn08
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:47 am to
quote:

"How are you?"


Im upright
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
Shake their hand and after say "well I just found out I have the flu, but other than that great"
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
Better than you
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
"How are you?"

"If I were doing any better, I'd be you."
Posted by PhiTiger1764
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
"Watcha know good?"
Posted by MSH
America
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:48 am to
How about reply like a normal human being, instead of being a little prick with a "clever" response?
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
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Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:49 am to
"Better. The Penicillin cleared it all up."

Leave them guessing.
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9382 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

How about reply like a normal human being, instead of being a little prick with a "clever" response?


Not trying to be a smart arse. I'm seriously trying to make this exchange to seem less superficial than it is. 9/10 times the person asking really doesn't care how you are really doing.
Posted by Pettifogger
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Member since Feb 2012
79237 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

"Better than I deserve."



I like Dave Ramsey but I hate people who do this
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