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Anyone ever been kicked in the nuts by another person?

Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57369 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm
If so, what instigated the nut-kicking? How did you respond?

:read Labia punch if a woman:
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:26 pm to
Who hasn't been kicked in the nuts?
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:28 pm to
Who hasn't? When I was a teenager or younger I was kicked in the nuts multiple times for no other reason than a friend thought it was funny. But revenge is a dish best served cold, and they always got what was coming to them eventually. If they haven't yet then they will. An elephant doesn't forget.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 4:28 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57369 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:28 pm to
I've been slapped in the nuts, bean-bagged in the nuts, nerf/foot-balled in the nuts, accidentally kneed in the nuts.

Never kicked in the nuts. That seems like a whole other level of deliberation.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 4:30 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35501 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:30 pm to
quote:

I've been slapped in the nuts, bean-bagged in the nuts, nerf/foot-balled in the nut.

Never kicked in the nuts. That seems like a whole other level of deliberation.

Geez. I was kicked in the nuts several times in grade school. Not all at once.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:30 pm to
Another Friday on the OT.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24563 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:31 pm to
couldn't find a gif but I present TD's own BilJ delivering a legendary blow while wearing a ninja turtle suit

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This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 4:33 pm
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:32 pm to
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65779 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:32 pm to

Can't recall a straight up punt to the boys. Thinking about it, the worst incident was my toddler daughter jumping knees first from a couch arm. Kids can wreck shite with no notice.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16923 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:38 pm to
The worst nuts kick I ever received (and the only one to my recollection) was outside the cafeteria in high school. Standing with a few buddies. One decides to nut check the other on the slick and unbeknownst to me, he slips back over and tells the guy that I did it. So in retaliation, with me totally unawares, he sneaks around and kicks me in the nuts as I'm consuming a disgusting carton of school milk. Guy was the goalie on our high school soccer team and he kicked the ever loving shite out of my nuts. Nearly cried.
Posted by bubblehead26
Temecula
Member since Apr 2012
333 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:40 pm to
Girl I was chasing after did it in the 7th grade. If I knew what a falcon punch was at that grade, she would've gotten it
Posted by Tactical Insertion
Member since Feb 2011
3205 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:40 pm to
I got popped in the nuts last weekend and I'm a grown arse man.

BIL has it coming back, though.
Posted by 7thWardTo314
Member since May 2017
1284 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:44 pm to
Daughter ran and jumped into my lap as I was sitting on the couch. Knee straight to the family jewels. I guess she doesn't want any siblings.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6530 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:49 pm to
Not maliciously. Who hasn't?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57369 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:50 pm to
Maliciously. A foot aimed and delivered right to the nads
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 5:49 pm to
Yes & it hurt like hell. Was pissed at the dude for many years
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

Who hasn't been kicked in the nuts?


Me, only ribs and head one night.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13631 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:44 pm to
Yep. Grade school. Chick kick the mess out of me. Dropped like a rock. If you think you can labia punch after that you must mean because you are going to hold a grudge for a week and do it then. Nuts felt like they were in my stomach.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30416 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:44 pm to
I've been racked several times playing sports, wrecking bikes and horsing around. Was intentionally kicked in the nuts once during recess in the fourth grade. It hurt so bad I fell to my knees and nearly fainted. It bruised me pretty bad. There was no reason for it other than the guy who did it was sixth grader who was an a-hole. After school, my brother, I'll call him Don because that's his name, asked me why I was walking funny. I told him what happened. Don, who was also a sixth grader, whipped the other sixth grader's butt at the bicycle rack a few minutes later.

Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20047 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 8:45 pm to
I fell to the ground instantly nauseated, almost puked, laid there holding nuts and slightly whimpering. Couple of minutes and I was able to get up.....
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