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Anyone else pull off the road

Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:02 am
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9258 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:02 am
To take an enormous shite? I about had to on a rural road this morning.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10350 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:07 am to
Keep us posted
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8153 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:09 am to
Your shite is enormous?
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9264 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:11 am to
Protect your nuts don't want snake bit.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59603 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:12 am to
Only when I'm in mississippi
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119001 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:12 am to
Did you wipe with your coat or an old milk carton you found in a drainage ditch?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11233 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:14 am to
quite a few times.
Posted by concrete_tiger
Member since May 2020
5969 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:15 am to
Like, right now, or just ever?

Yes I’ve had to sacrifice a t shirt before.
I keep a roll of tp and even seat covers in my truck lol. I’m not too proud to poop just about anywhere, but some gas stations should require vaccinations to use their facilities.
Posted by Vrai
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2003
3892 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:35 am to
quote:

Anyone else pull off the road


quote:

I about had to on a rural road this morning


So, you didn't?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10968 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:41 am to
Posted by TuckyTiger
Central Ky
Member since Nov 2016
263 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:41 am to
Pulled off of I-55 somewhere in Northern MS. so my kid could take a dump. Paved shoulder was narrow and one wheel was in the grass. Drove through somebody’s Taco Bell super size pile of dukey in the process. Almost had to put it in low-loc. Whole side of my truck was covered. Especially when the lugs on the BFG’s started cleaning out when I hit the on ramp.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 6:46 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25579 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:41 am to
The closest I ever came was driving from Denver to SLC on I80 through Montana. IYKYK

Made it to the Little America truck stop and destroyed a bathroom. Sure I could have stopped in Rock Springs but I didn't want to get addicted to meth. BTW their bathrooms are nicer and just as clean as Buc ee's just not as many stalls.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65553 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 6:54 am to
quote:

The closest I ever came was driving from Denver to SLC on I80 through Montana. IYKYK
The I-80 route from Denver to SLC doesn’t go anywhere near Montana. IYKYK

Rock Springs ifs where the Wyoming State Prison is located.

Folks generally say it’s redundant to say there’s a prison in Rock Springs.
This post was edited on 4/8/24 at 6:56 am
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
480 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:11 am to
quote:

Made it to the Little America truck stop and destroyed a bathroom. Sure I could have stopped in Rock Springs but I didn't want to get addicted to meth. BTW their bathrooms are nicer and just as clean as Buc ee's just not as many stalls



Must have been a good day.

Should have stopped in Wamsutter and had yourself some gloryhole action.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18737 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:19 am to
Once had to try to make it home as gut rumbled. Sensing I was not going to make it, jumped out at a construction site and sprinted for the portalet. Would have gotten real bad without that plastic potty.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8306 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:30 am to
I took a shite in a cornfield once. I'm glad they hadn't harvested b/c I would have shite on myself.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25579 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:30 am to
quote:

The I-80 route from Denver to SLC doesn’t go anywhere near Montana.


What is funny is that it is a mistake I am prone to making and when I started typing I made a mental note to type Wyoming and still typed Montana. If I had said Cheyenne instead of Denver it would have clicked. Some days you just don't have your fastball.
Posted by DaTroof
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2015
974 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 7:36 am to
Bait thread. Dumb topic
Posted by MoLiberty
Member since Aug 2018
780 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:00 am to
Didn't pull off the road, but I did have a near shart during a critical phone call while at the office desk.

Muted the headset and had a blowout into the trashcan.

Several coworkers heard my bowels roar before succumbing to the noxious fumes. I was surprised at the absorptive properties of cotton boxer shorts.

The boss was not impressed.

Office was temporarily evacuated and I ended up in a near termination situation with HR.

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13818 posts
Posted on 4/8/24 at 8:23 am to
Yes. Most of what I see on the road shoulder is clothes. Why so many clothes on the road?
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