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Any other O-T dudes occasionally piss sitting down? Is it Alpha Chill or Beta?

Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:09 pm
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:09 pm
I may take some hell for this, but in celebration of my 27th birthday today, I find myself taking lots of morning and hangover pisses sitting down. My gf gives the WTF look but lately I have just given zero fricks.

No aiming, no hassles and its almost like dropping a solid duece. Any other time though I'm a stand and fire outdoors kinda guy.

Anyone else change things up every now and then when you're just too tired/still drunk to stand and aim?
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84124 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

Is it Alpha Chill or Beta?


DIAF
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166325 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
yep, and sometimes i wipe just to see what's there.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:10 pm to
Turn in your mancard.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
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STLhog


I'm pretty sure I read an article that this is how Bruce Jenner began his transformation.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
The best pees are hot shower pees
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26125 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:11 pm to
two piss threads in one day.

oh and no, that's some bullshite
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
Middle of the night pisses are usually done sitting
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
quote:

My gf gives the WTF look


why are you pissing (sitting down, no less) in front of your g/f? The sexy is dead in your house, huh?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120322 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:12 pm to
In the summer i enjoy it.

The cold seat feels nice
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

why are you pissing (sitting down, no less) in front of your g/f? The sexy is dead in your house, huh?


Or...
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
quote:

The best pees are hot shower pees


Sitting down or standing?

Sometimes sleeping in the shower is a must..
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
31638 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
If I'm at home, I sit when I piss.

My toilet, my piss, my life, my choice.



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124315 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:13 pm to
Sitzpinkler
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5574 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Middle of the night pisses are usually done sitting


If I ever get this fricking lazy I'll kill myself.
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

hy are you pissing (sitting down, no less) in front of your g/f? The sexy is dead in your house, huh?


If she walks into my layer while im taking care of business, its her fault.

Its not like I walk in while she's in there and pop a squat.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10999 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

If I ever get this fricking lazy I'll kill myself.
No you won't. Calm down
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32554 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

sometimes i wipe just to see what's there.



That's called a courtesy wipe or C-dub for short
Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

That's called a courtesy wipe or C-dub for short



Posted by STLhog
Nashville, TN
Member since Jan 2015
17718 posts
Posted on 8/26/15 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

No you won't. Calm down


That dude has zero chill.
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