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re: Any OTers play golf with their wives

Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:17 pm to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:17 pm to
I think I saw an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond like this once. It didn't end well.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:18 pm to
how am I gonna hit on the drink girls if my wife is riding in the cart with me?
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97694 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:19 pm to
I miss the old days when drink girls where the only women allowed on the course
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2904 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:19 pm to
Heaven forbid if she has to take a pee while on hole #3 and the bathroom isn't until hole #8. I doubt my princess of a wife is going to drop her golf skirt and go in the woods.
Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:21 pm to
Take her to the hardest course around, and tell her all golf courses are like that one, with as much water, etc.

After one outing she will be back in the kitchen.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:22 pm to
the women on the course now a days are mostly lezzy anyways, they dont get any of my attention


not that there is anything wrong with that
This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 3:23 pm
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15145 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

After one outing she will be back in the kitchen.


Damn wish I had known this sooner. My wife doesn't know where the kitchen is and I could have solved that problem with one round of golf.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

the women on the course now a days are mostly lezzy


All the straight chicks are on the tennis court.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

All the straight chicks are on the tennis court.



yep
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97694 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:32 pm to
quote:

All the straight chicks are in the kitchen.
Posted by jmcs68
Member since Sep 2012
40401 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

All the straight chicks are in the kitchen.


There now
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58375 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:41 pm to
If she'd take the game seriously (proper etiquette, learning the rules, and staying quiet) then I wouldn't mind at all. The same criteria Id hope anyone else if play with would follow.

That being said, I don't think she has any interest in learning or wanting to play.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79322 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:44 pm to
Play up how expensive it is and offer her the cash equivalent. This can be done with pretty much anything.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35756 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:47 pm to
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I don't want anything to do with her playing golf with me.


Good, because that'd mess with our sexy time.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47653 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:49 pm to
quote:

My wife wants me to teach her how to play but I don't want anything to do with her playing golf


She's hoping you'll say no so she can sign up for lessons with that hot instructor her friend told her about.

This post was edited on 11/10/14 at 4:02 pm
Posted by CHiPs25
ATL
Member since Apr 2014
2904 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Good, because that'd mess with our sexy time.


quote:

LSUintheNW


Look, just because you took one picture with my wife, doesn't mean you guys are having "sexy time".

Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:56 pm to
the wife of the husband I made the thread about earlier, got her husband to teach her to play golf. Now she can always go with him
Posted by 91TIGER
Lafayette
Member since Aug 2006
17732 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 3:58 pm to
This would be the only 'golf' we play together

Posted by DthVllyDud
Ameritopia
Member since Jan 2011
1365 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 4:02 pm to
My father-in-law randomly sent my wife a new set of lady cobra clubs, new golf bag, new golf balls, new golf shoes.

Pretty sure this means he hates me...

(2 years later and the clubs still have the wrappers on them)
Posted by Mung
NorCal
Member since Aug 2007
9054 posts
Posted on 11/10/14 at 4:03 pm to
since my GF introduced me to disc golf, i bring her along every once in a while. But mostly not.
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