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Any Ole salty sea dogs on here? I need a crash course in sailing lingo
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:49 am
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:49 am
I need to learn all that jazz about starboard and leeward and Stearns and bows and knot.
Need this fast please.
Need this fast please.
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Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:50 am to Tiger Ryno
You are already familiar with the only term you need to know: Semen
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:50 am to Tiger Ryno
Ain't no way you're going to impress her father. Sorry you're a peasent.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:51 am to Tiger Ryno
Starboard, bow, crow'snest, doesn't matter, they're all referencing dicks. If a sailor says something you don't understand, he's talking about a dick he sucked or took in the butt.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:52 am to Tiger Ryno
Left has less letters than right.
Starboard has more letters than port.
Starboard = right
Port = left
Starboard has more letters than port.
Starboard = right
Port = left
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:52 am to Tiger Ryno
quote:
Stearns
That's a life vest baw.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:52 am to Tiger Ryno
flying jib
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:53 am to Tiger Ryno
It doesn't matter, her old man will know you don't know wtf you're talking about in 30 seconds. You might as well cut your losses and own up to it so he doesn't think you're as much of a scrub.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:53 am to Tiger Ryno
Just ace the boat and they'll love you.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:54 am to Tiger Ryno
If you aren't wearing sperrys you're a poser. He will see right through you.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:54 am to Tiger Ryno
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:54 am to Tiger Ryno
All you need to know is the monkey's fist
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:54 am to Tiger Ryno
red right return
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:55 am to Tiger Ryno
I don't think "salty old sea dogs" are the ones sailing any more.
I've been out on sailboats (family members have them) but I'm probably not the one to help you out.
I've been out on sailboats (family members have them) but I'm probably not the one to help you out.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:55 am to Tiger Ryno
Just remember flotsam floats and jetsam is jettisoned and you're all good!
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:55 am to Tiger Ryno
Don't poop on the poop deck.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:55 am to Tiger Ryno
If they say coming about, they're about to cum on you.
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:56 am to Tiger Ryno
I like the cut of your jib
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:57 am to Tiger Ryno
"Ryno, my boy! We're tacking back round! Do me a favah, ease the sheet! Swing the jib stahbahd!"
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:57 am to Tiger Ryno
Sloop
Cutter
Schooner
Cutter
Schooner
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