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re: Any of you Dildogs want to come fight me on my lunch break today?

Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:06 am to
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5700 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:06 am to
Nah, I'd just end up uppercutting you to death like Fred G. Sanford.
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:06 am to
I would but I don't fight homosexuals.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2947 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:08 am to
To quote the great Dalton:

The ones who go looking for trouble are not much of a problem to someone who's ready for them
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:15 am to
I'll fill that whole parking lot with uppercut, you hear me?

If you even dream of laying a finger on me, you'd better wake up and apologize.

I'm a bad man. If you're on the phone with God and I call, you'd better click over and see what the frick I want.

If you ever see me in a fight with a bear, you'd better jump in and help...the bear.
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:22 am to
I'll be there. I'll be the one pulling up into Jiffy Lube around 12:30 (maybe a few minutes earlier) to get my car serviced.

At 12:30 on the dot, just walk up to me (I may be hanging in the waiting area) and give me your best shot. You don't have to introduce yourself first.
Posted by bwallcubfan
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2007
38120 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:25 am to
free oil change if I show up?
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9718 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:30 am to
quote:

i even beat off until the sun came up this morning.


FIFY
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:32 am to
quote:

12:05-1:05 every day.


if we fight at 12:06 you will have 58 minutes to recover
Posted by ItFliesItDies
NO MAN's LAND
Member since Apr 2011
1246 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Gladiator


Grow Up kid
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108740 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:39 am to
quote:

I would but I don't fight homosexuals.


You get charged with a hate crime too? These new laws are bullshite.

Gladiator, I'm gonna need you to change my oil before I whip your arse. And if you don't charge me for the extra quart I'll let you keep your teeth.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8374 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:44 am to
I would think you'd want to eat after. Chances are you'll puke once you wake up from the knockout I'll be tossing on your arse baw!
Posted by LSU8654722
Member since Apr 2014
1495 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 9:55 am to
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I work at Jiffy Lube .


So you're poor...

quote:

in the Slidell area.


And your girl likes black penis
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79064 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:01 am to
And get tAIDS? No thanks. Not worth the risk.

Now, if you had tHerp, we might have a deal.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:02 am to
I'll take you out and frick you in the streets!!!
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:06 am to
Still upset about the prank I see

Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48900 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:06 am to
you better check out these hands first baw
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
79064 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I'll take you out and frick you in the streets!!!


Multiple streets.



Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167218 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:14 am to
What an unfunny attempt at an alter.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:17 am to
quote:

DanW1
Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
4433 posts
Posted on 4/6/16 at 10:19 am to
quote:

I take lunch from 12:05-1:05 every day. Any of you Baws wanna duke it out at lunch today? I work at Jiffy Lube in the Slidell area. Be ready to scrap around 12:30. Ill need a few minutes to eat before the fight.


It depends. Do you have cauliflower ear? I was told never to fight a dude with cauliflower ear. Good advice.
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