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Another OT favorite, Jaden Smith, just bought a water company

Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:06 pm
Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:06 pm






LINK

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If you have seen recent paparazzi photos of Jaden Smith holding a box of water to his ear, you may have thought — not unreasonably — that the 18-year-old teen mystic was just attempting to commune with the H2O molecules, or perhaps pioneering a new brand of particularly fashionable earwear. As it so happens, he’s just been doing some stealth viral marketing for his ecofriendly water-bottle concern.

“People in Atlanta rap music videos put money to their ear,” he explains. “I just put it to my ear because I love rap music, but I wanna put out a different message.” The water-bottle business was a long time coming. “When I was 11, I told everyone I wanted to make a really sustainable water bottle for humanity,” Jaden tells me, nonchalantly. We are traipsing through the woods outside of Glens Falls, the small town in upstate New York where Just Water’s distinctive rectangular paper water bottles are sourced and packaged, before being sent off to Whole Foods and other supermarkets nationally. While the Smith family have long been listed as investors, only recently has the extent of their involvement become public; yesterday, a small group of reporters were bussed three hours from New York City to see the finished product.


Posted by hsfolk
Member since Sep 2009
18548 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:06 pm to
I wish someone would kick this kid's a**
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166363 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:07 pm to
seems like just yesterday i was distraught for a second over his suicide.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9046 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:07 pm to
Why does he look miserable in every picture?
Posted by Percy Miller
Member since Sep 2016
68 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:07 pm to
Romeo>Jaden
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:08 pm to
The funny part is that this kid lives in such as fantasy land that he doesn't see his inevitable failure coming.
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:09 pm to
Using his white privilege I see.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119269 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:09 pm to
Kid never had a chance. Nor does it appear he wanted one.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:09 pm to


Has there ever been a more punchable face?
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71700 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:10 pm to
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The funny part is that this kid lives in such as fantasy land that he doesn't see his inevitable failure coming.


What failure? He'll be rich as frick his whole life having never done anything then die.
Posted by Emteein
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
3890 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:13 pm to
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WILL Smith, just bought a water company


FIFY
This post was edited on 9/23/16 at 4:14 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by gamatt53
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:13 pm to
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having never done anything then die




"Jaden Smith, full name Jaden Christopher Syre Smith, is a teenager rapper, dancer and actor. The boy rose to prominence in 2006, after appearing in the movie The Pursuit of Happiness. After this debut he landed major roles in the remakes of Karate Kid and The Day the Earth Stood Still. Jaden Smith net worth is currently estimated at $8 million.

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:lol:

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:13 pm to
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What failure? He'll be rich as frick his whole life having never done anything then die.

The failure of this stupid arse business venture. He legitimately thinks people will pay $5 for 20 oz of water in a paper box.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38743 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:14 pm to


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Sir, I don't care if you do "own the company". Without security clearance you won't be allowed on the production floor for your photo shoot.
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
71700 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:17 pm to
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The failure of this stupid arse business venture.


It doesn't matter though. It's about stroking his ego not an actual business.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38378 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:18 pm to
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He legitimately thinks people will pay $5 for 20 oz of water in a paper box


They will. You're overestimating people.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12718 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:21 pm to
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Great episode. fricked up tattoo.
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
32500 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:23 pm to
Wont buy
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136823 posts
Posted on 9/23/16 at 4:24 pm to
Solid business model

Suspect pitch person
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