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re: Alligator loses on encounter with jaguar
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:37 pm to weedGOKU666
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:37 pm to weedGOKU666
frick it, I'm back on board.
So you're saying
That's simply not the case, not every mammal is a jaguar. In science books, there are dozens of other types of mammals in the world. And even if there weren't, the crocodile still loses in the video so it's a nonsense argument in the first place.
So you're saying
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mammals>reptiles
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jaguar>alligator
That's simply not the case, not every mammal is a jaguar. In science books, there are dozens of other types of mammals in the world. And even if there weren't, the crocodile still loses in the video so it's a nonsense argument in the first place.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:40 pm to weedGOKU666
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jaguar>alligator
There, that should dispel any confusion. As you can read, LSU1NSEC was actually saying the ALLIGATOR ate the JAGUAR. If you actually watched the video, this is clearly not the case.
> this does not mean ate. It means that mammals are greater than the reptile in this case.
Dude probably took it how it is taught when you were young. > symbolizes a mouth that eats the larger "value", but in actually in simply means greater than.
Those ppl from A&M
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:46 pm to LucasP
I feel better knowing that you are just fricking with people instead of you being an adult that doesn't know the difference between '<' and potato
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:46 pm to LucasP
Oh I was simply trying to interpret LSU1NSEC's intent. I cannot speak to whether he believes all Jaguars are mammals or all mammals are Jaguars - I don't think science really has all the answers there. To speak to his broader point, I think it's laughable to suggest a reptile could even eat a mamal in the first place - there's a reason one is warm-blooded and the other cold!
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:48 pm to LSUDVM1999
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Alligator loses on encounter with jaguar
no it doesn't
Posted on 4/17/15 at 1:53 pm to weedGOKU666
Philosophers have argued since the dawn of time over the nature of the jaguar-mammal relationship. I strongly doubt we'll solve that paradox in a messageboard on the internet.
However I will agree with you that
Despite all of his "math" proofs suggesting otherwise, it's simply impossible. I probably can't explain this as well as it deserves to be explained so I'll just link this educational video.
Yeah most academically accepted research starts with Heineken commercials, deal with it
However I will agree with you that
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it's laughable to suggest a reptile could even eat a mamal in the first place
Despite all of his "math" proofs suggesting otherwise, it's simply impossible. I probably can't explain this as well as it deserves to be explained so I'll just link this educational video.
Yeah most academically accepted research starts with Heineken commercials, deal with it
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:04 pm to LucasP
I think we've arrived at the same conclusion. Hopefully some OT'ers learned something from these ramblings on a rainy day, though. It's like they say - April showers are worth a thousand words!
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:12 pm to weedGOKU666
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Oh I was simply trying to interpret LSU1NSEC's intent. I cannot speak to whether he believes all Jaguars are mammals or all mammals are Jaguars
Jaguars are mammals. And mammals>reptiles.
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The jaguar, a compact and well-muscled animal, is the largest cat in the New World and the largest carnivorous mammal in Central and South America.
wikipedia
anyways, i been lmao at the comments about this.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:12 pm to LSU1NSEC
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The jaguar, a compact and well-muscled animal, is the largest cat in the New World and the largest carnivorous mammal in Central and South America.
Purely theoretical.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:15 pm to LSUDVM1999
Now, had the jag gone into the water and killed the gator, then i'd be impressed.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:15 pm to weedGOKU666
LucasP with another great troll.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:18 pm to Zchlsu
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LucasP with another great troll.
Yep. That one was solid.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:19 pm to LSUDVM1999
lol at the little tune they added to the video.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:30 pm to LSUDVM1999
Damn how did he swim with that 900 lb beast in his mouth?!?!?
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:32 pm to tilco
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Damn how did he swim with that 900 lb beast in his mouth?!?!?
more importantly he carried that bitch off like it was nothing
Posted on 4/17/15 at 2:56 pm to LucasP
Deleted after seeing the other two pages of this thread beat the <>= discussion into a bloody, unrecognizable pulp.
This post was edited on 4/17/15 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:00 pm to LSUDVM1999
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A hungry alligator will eat just about anything. Take one look at one, and it’s obvious what they are: a killing machine. These ferocious predators, with their armored bodies and menacing jaws, are living fossils from a distant past. Scientists say alligators are a prehistoric species, almost 150 million years old, who even managed to avoid extinction 65 million years ago when dinosaurs died off.
That’s why this footage, captured in Brazil’s Pantanal wetlands, is about as insane as it gets.
Ehh, a decently strong/agile human, who knows what he's doing, could wrestle down and subdue an alligator/caiman that size pretty easily. They would never be able to do the same to a jaguar. It's hardly that "insane" of a video.
Posted on 4/17/15 at 3:02 pm to Y.A. Tittle
Why the hell did they set this video to Skinemax porn music?
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