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Alex Jones Discusses the Possibility of Child Slaves on Mars, Alien Life on Earth

Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:02 am
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6858 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:02 am
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ROBERT DAVID STEELE: This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There’s all kinds of —
ALEX JONES: Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that, that’s the kind of thing media jumps on. But I know this: we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, “Oh look, it looks like mechanics.” They go, “Oh, you’re a conspiracy theorist.” Clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening. Every time probes go over they turn them off.


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JONES: Well I don’t know about Mars bases, but I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now.


Every day it's more ridiculous
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 11:11 am
Posted by Zach Lee To Amp Hill
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2016
4763 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:03 am to
this fricking lunatic is friends with the president.
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 11:05 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34988 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:03 am to
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So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony


Say what you will but really what other choice would they have?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:04 am to
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this guy is friends with the president.


Some of the only not fake news out there.
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6858 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:05 am to
Yeah, that is mind boggling. I've disliked this guy ever since I heard him say that George W Bush was behind 9/11. Not sure how any self-respecting republican can back those types of claims
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:06 am to
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there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride.


So when they get there, they're not children any more. Just regular sex slaves on Mars? Hardly seems worth talking about honestly.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:06 am to
It's depressing to see how many people on the poliboard consider this guy a legitimate news source.
Posted by VaeVictus
Member since Feb 2017
1524 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:06 am to
I was the high level NASA engineer. No, I don't actually work at NASA, nor am I an engineer, but it is very possible I was high and the ground we were standing on was level, so he is 100% accurate.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10186 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:06 am to
I'm not seeing the issue. Totally logical, coherent, and obviously something that needs to be looked into.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13253 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:12 am to
Making a post about Alex Jones being a retard on the Poli Board:

Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:12 am to
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this fricking lunatic is friends with the president.


Yes. People like Alex Jones are who Trump listens to and believes. So comforting.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:14 am to
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Making a post about Alex Jones being a retard on the Poli Board:

The only thing missing is lighting the guy on fire
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:14 am to
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I've disliked this guy ever since I heard him say that George W Bush was behind 9/11. Not sure how any self-respecting republican can back those types of claims



Why just republicans? How can any sane person regardless of political persuasion back this moron's claims?
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
6858 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:17 am to
Well, as a republican, hearing him say that Bush was responisble for 9/11 made my blood boil. The alt-right seem to be some of his biggest supporters. That's all I meant by that.
This post was edited on 6/30/17 at 1:56 pm
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20475 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:18 am to
trump voter.
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7299 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:20 am to
That's what drives me nuts about all this conspiracy shite. We live in a world where the president can't get an consensual beej from an intern without everyone finding out.
But we're gonna have SLAVE COLONIES ON MARS?!??!?? How many hundreds or thousands of people would have to be in on that shite to make it happen? And one of them wouldn't run his or her mouth? That ain't like NASA putting up a satellite that allows the CIA to see moles on the top of Putin's head...I mean, you know they just tell NASA "This is secret spy shite. That's all you need to know." They're not putting kids on a rocket.
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36402 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:20 am to
You know there's no way he believes any of this, he just caters to his audience telling them the mindless drivel they want to hear and wakes up pinching himself every morning in his mansion.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83523 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:21 am to
Alex Jones is bringing the real stories to the public.

You won't see any of this stuff on that FAKE NEWS CNN!

Posted by AU4real35
Member since Jan 2014
16065 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:22 am to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 6/30/17 at 11:22 am to
I would love to see a weekly show like First Take produced by Maury Povich's producers with Alex Jones and Glenn Beck as the hosts.
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