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A presidential candidate named Deez Nuts is polling 9% of the vote in North Carolina

Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:11 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:11 pm
quote:

While conservative firebrand Donald Trump still holds a considerable lead in the 2016 presidential polls, a new candidate is making unexpected gains: Deez Nuts. A new July poll from Public Policy Polling shows Mr. Nuts, who entered the race last month, at 9 percent in North Carolina, in addition to 8 percent in Minnesota and 7 percent in Iowa.


quote:

Mr. Nuts has not filed any campaign contributions yet with the Federal Election Commission. He is filed as an independent candidate from Wallingford, Iowa, the smallest hometown of all the presidential hopefuls with a population of 197.


LINK
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
2100 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:17 pm to
I bet it's this guy

Posted by PaulBurbank007
Member since Nov 2013
821 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:17 pm to
He's running for the president of Germany
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:18 pm to
Dammit
Posted by Dizz
Member since May 2008
14728 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:20 pm to
LINK

It's a 15 year old from Iowa. The article has some good lines

quote:

The polls are pretty long. By the time we drop Deez Nuts on them, they’re pretty deep into the poll,” Williams says, then pauses.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51659 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:22 pm to
Trump/Nutz 2016
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:23 pm to
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76275 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:51 pm to
That's so funny.

Suck on deez you twat.
Posted by TigerattheU
Member since Aug 2006
3479 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 10:59 pm to
When I saw the graphic of the poll earlier, I just thought someone at the television station quit. This is way better.
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1155 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 11:29 pm to
What's going to be done about poor farmers losing illegal immigrant labor in America?

Deez Nuts
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 11:31 pm to
Republicans have this dude running as an independent to win the black vote and he has it!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65633 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 11:39 pm to
Wrong.

The BBC says they won't go near Deez Nuts.
Reportedly they used a homosexual slur to describe anyone who does or would.
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 8/19/15 at 11:42 pm to
... Nice.
Posted by Ted2010
Member since Oct 2010
38958 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 12:15 am to
Will his running mate be The a-hole?
Posted by CaliforniaTiger
The Land of Fruits and Nuts
Member since Dec 2007
5303 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 12:27 am to
Poli board
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
12976 posts
Posted on 8/20/15 at 1:28 am to
HA!

GOT EM!

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