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re: 60 year old killed driving his Go Kart

Posted on 12/3/23 at 5:30 pm to
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
52817 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 5:30 pm to
Yeah, he looks MAGA AF
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
1722 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 5:36 pm to
He went out John Denver style.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23735 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 6:41 pm to
Dude probably overpowered the cart with a new engine from Harbor Freight. That’s the formula for an old dude reading a go cart around on the streets like a kid that won a prize.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30265 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 6:52 pm to
Do they even make Go Carts anymore? I had a blast on them as a kid but holy hell were they unsafe.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65746 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 6:54 pm to
It would have been terminally ironic if his first name had been Mario.

T&Ps to everyone he touched during his 60 years.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39395 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

but 60 year old riding a Go Kart?

I’m 61 and I do riskier stuff than driving a Go-Kart (not riskier than driving it at night on a highway without lights).
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:09 pm to
He may have only been a Florida Parish Man and not a Florida Man.
He went out in Florida Man Style.
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51264 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:13 pm to
Banana peels will get ya every time
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
26643 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:17 pm to
His passenger, Jim Beam, sustained minor injuries.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45154 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:19 pm to
Is that the same guy? I say this because "Dykes is a common name north tangi / washington parish.
Posted by Jigsaw60
Member since Oct 2023
617 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Banana peels will get ya every time

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54725 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:32 pm to
quote:

60 year old killed driving his Go Kart


Damn kids, now get off my lawn!
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45154 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Yeah, he looks MAGA AF



That makes no sense.
Posted by Riverside
Member since Jul 2022
2345 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:37 pm to
Some ambulance chaser will still fire a wrongful death suit against the driver of the Tacoma owner.
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
1891 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:38 pm to
Hit by the ole adios Tacoma
Posted by Jigsaw60
Member since Oct 2023
617 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:39 pm to
quote:

Yeah, he looks MAGA AF

Looks more like inner America, you know the ones run by demoncrats. Idiot
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
577 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:40 pm to
Considering his charges and history, how was this guy back on the street?
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24958 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 7:47 pm to
Ole baw just on a fixed income and needed a cheap ride
Posted by Germantiger001
Southeast LA
Member since Jun 2016
836 posts
Posted on 12/3/23 at 8:42 pm to
We’re missing the lead story here. How the hell did this dude live 60 years?! That’s the shocking part of this story
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