re: 50 Things About Millennials That Make Corporate America shite Its Pants

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We have less to lose and everything to gain.

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We have not earned anything to lose and we spend our parents money

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We don’t pursue the paycheck, we pursue the passion.

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Our parents support us

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We have that “f*ck you” attitude.

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And it gets us no where in life

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We are trying to beat the system, not just work with it

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We are too lazy to work

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We don’t have to go to college to get ahead

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We have to go to avoid real life

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We’re getting married later and working younger

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And letting our parents raise our kids

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We’re listening to our women.

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Because we fear them

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We want freedom more than anything else.

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Yet we still live at home

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We would rather die a slow death than sit in cubicles.

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Because we are entitle to not start at the bottom and work our way to the top

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We know they need us more than we need them.

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So we live at home and let them support us so they feel better about themselves

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We distribute the news, not the other way around.

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We think celebrity gossip is news

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We don’t care as much about profit as we do the product.

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Will to spend $1000 for a new phone and live in debt

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We’re willing to listen to one another. We understand whom we’re talking to.

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We refuse to listen to our parents

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We don’t do drug tests.

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Because we would fail

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We’re open to any gender, sexual orientation and race.

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Good job

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We learned from our parents mistakes.

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haha, just kidding we don't listen to our parents

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We’d rather travel and be poor than be rich and never see the world

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We are to stupid to realize we can do both

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We don’t take life too seriously.

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Life is a video game we can hit the reset button

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We understand we’re all going to die someday.

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So let's rack up some debt and say frick you

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We’d rather have experiences than bank statements.

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good thing mom and dad support us

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We refuse to hate what we do

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So we do nothing

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We know there’s always a better way.

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We refuse to look for it

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We want careers, not jobs

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But don't want to work at either

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We have passion. We have morals. We have each other.

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You have the family that takes care of you. Respect you parents you little shits. Work for something don't expect life to hand you anything.

You're an imbecile.

Late to this thread, but here we go.

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2. We don’t take the first answer given to us.

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bullshite. Should be: We take the first answer if it is what we want to hear.

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We’re willing to work for nothing if it means being happy… Despite being in debt.

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No, should be: We're willing to work for nothing, despite being in debt, because someone else will pay for our stuff.

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We like a good fight.

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lol no

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We don’t care about the perks

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bullshite.

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We’re not about climbing the ladder, we’re about circumventing it.

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nope.

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We’re not afraid to quit if we don’t like what’s going on.

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More like we quit trying if something gets hard.

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We don’t have a chip on our shoulders.

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Yep, too entitled for that.

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We’re more educated, by the book and the street.

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"educated" is not intelligence.

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We know they need us more than we need them.

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Forget about that whole debt comment they made earlier?

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We understand whom we’re talking to.

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No, just no.

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39. We learned from our parents mistakes.

40. We’ve defined them, they haven’t defined us.

41. We’d rather travel and be poor than be rich and never see the world.

42. We don’t take life too seriously.

43. We understand we’re all going to die someday.

44. We’d rather have experiences than bank statements.

45. We refuse to hate what we do.

46. We know there’s always a better way.

47. We want careers, not jobs.

48. We have passion.

49. We have morals.

50. We have each other.

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All of this is just garbage.

Seriously, what an awful article.