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re: 38-year old Orlando Bloom apparently dating 19-year old Kendall Jenner

Posted on 9/22/15 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 9/22/15 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

38-year old Orlando Bloom apparently banging 19-year old Kendall Jenner


Sounds good to me but I bet he dumps her when she follows in daddy's foot steps. Just the reverse of course from her old man, she'll trade her tits for a dick and nuts.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22031 posts
Posted on 9/22/15 at 10:23 pm to
Touché but I'm not sure he's doing with the non herpes celebs these days.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29271 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:35 am to
Posted by bamarep
Member since Nov 2013
51811 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:43 am to
When your kids are raised to be attention whoring sluts, this is the kinda thing you end up with.

That whole family is a shitshow.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52164 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:48 am to
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This is after banging Selena Gomez on and off for years....does this strike anyone else as strange...?

If given the opportunity, I'm sure the majority of the OT would pass on both Gomez and Jenner
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67021 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:48 am to
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I'd say Orland Bloom might up there on the current Mt. Rushmore of talent-getters.

These 2 are a given

Leonardo
Timberlake

Jeter


And David Spade
Posted by GaryMyMan
Shreveport
Member since May 2007
13498 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Wally Sparks


That picture makes me realize how quickly I would get fired if I were a valet driver in LA. I wouldn't last an hour.

Also to get this thread back on track:










This post was edited on 9/23/15 at 8:56 am
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
40859 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:53 am to
The only thing I find strange is that he's white. The rest of them only do black dudes. I am sure Kourtney's next man will be black. They have a standard, and it has to be met.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64811 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:53 am to
quote:

38-year old Orlando Bloom apparently dating 19-year old Kendall Jenner



To you Mr. Bloom....


Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 8:59 am to
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At this time last year I was 49 and dating a 23 year old. Never met the parents that were 54 or so..


So are you still together, or did you find out she was only with you for money and was getting pounded by fratsters nightly to get in her sexual satisfaction? Perhaps both?
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7675 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:02 am to
Should we be at all focusing on the fact that Caitlyn's mental instability is directly linked to Kendall's daddy issues? Of course not, lets make it a praise Orlando thread :).
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:05 am to
Good for him. As a 36 year old I approve.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29271 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:09 am to
Dem stripper boots:

Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
59086 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Caitlyn's mental instability


How is she unstable?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:19 am to
those toothpicks for legs
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
166508 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:27 am to
Kendall is so hot. I'm filled with raging jealousy right now.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47674 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:28 am to
quote:

38-year old Orlando Bloom apparently dating 19-year old Kendall Jenner


Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81233 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:31 am to
She's 5'10" and she's a fashion model (one of the top right now, according to the fashion shows I've been seeing). They're all skinny. It is kinda a requirement

My best friend growing up was 5'10". No amount of junk eating is making those girls fat.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67593 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:36 am to
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She's 5'10" and she's a fashion model (one of the top right now, according to the fashion shows I've been seeing). They're all skinny. It is kinda a requirement


Yes I know...I think they look terrible

quote:

My best friend growing up was 5'10". No amount of junk eating is making those girls fat.


Girl in highschool (skinny as a rail) left for NY after her freshmen year. Went to be a fashion model...a few years into college I ran into her and she had actually filled out some...she was a 10
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 9/23/15 at 9:38 am to
she is too skinny...and likely bat shite crazy...no thanks...
This post was edited on 9/23/15 at 9:39 am
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