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32 motherships suddenly appear over major cities all over the world. Their message says..

Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:30 pm
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:30 pm
"You are still not ready. We will return in 50 years. Reduce your population by half. Do not go beyond your solar system. Do not look for us."

Voyager 1, Voyager 2, and the JWT are dumped onto the White House lawn.

Then, the ships disappear, without a trace.

What happens next?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:30 pm to
Democrats blame Trump
Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48929 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
Did the big guy get his 10% ?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
I volunteer to be dead in 50 years. The rest is on yall.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141987 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

32 motherships suddenly appear over major cities all over the world. Their message says..
"You are still not ready. We will return in 50 years. Reduce your population by half. Do not go beyond your solar system. Do not look for us."

Voyager 1, Voyager 2, and the JWT are dumped onto the White House lawn.

Then, the ships disappear, without a trace.

What happens next?
they are accused of racism
Posted by BoudinChicot
Member since Sep 2021
1075 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
Put the pipe down. Its the Sabbath day
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4787 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
People start asking you where you get your mushrooms
Posted by hojo
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
1366 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:31 pm to
Mail-in balloting outlawed, population plummets, problem solved.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
118822 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

What happens next?


Run to Popeyes and get a 3 piece?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:32 pm to
I mean I’m probably just gonna go to work like usual.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3371 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:32 pm to
Biden calls Fauci and Gates to solve the population crisis.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
24263 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:32 pm to
I grab some munchies, put on some Pink Floyd and roll up another one.
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:33 pm to
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What happens next?


Denzel goes to the presidential bunker and calls Chris Pratt who's playing the badass?
Posted by hey benji
new orleans
Member since Sep 2013
395 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:34 pm to
We'll send them money. Probably send a few billion into space for shits and giggles.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 8:35 pm
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29095 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:34 pm to
Probably send a few billion to Zelensky.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27070 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:35 pm to
Only impact it would have on me is that I would probably opt out of having children.

Beyond that, hope I’m still alive in half a century to flip them the bird when they come back
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
4987 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:35 pm to
Will Smith, in a desperate attempt to redeem himself, steals a shuttle. He finds them, blows 'em up and saves the world
Posted by Nono
Member since Nov 2017
4820 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:35 pm to
Inner citiies will self control their population by child murdering and keeping it real

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:35 pm to
The boy's mother rides in on a horse named Friday and performs the surgery.
Posted by BatonrougeCajun
Somewhere in Texas
Member since Feb 2008
6061 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 8:36 pm to
Will Smith shoots one of their pilots down, punches it in its big dumb head and says “Welcome to Earf”
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