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3 students feed home ec teacher semen frosting

Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:07 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29166 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:07 am
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Three Omaha Westside High School freshmen went to the bathroom on Thursday and added an ingredient to the frosted turnovers they were making as part of their home economics class.

The boys, ages 14 and 15, each masturbated into containers, then mixed their bodily fluids with frosting, according to a law enforcement official familiar with the case.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:15 am to
They couldn't have just crushed up some laxative and sprinkled that on there like a normal person? They had to rub one out together in the bathroom......


GAF
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21579 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:20 am to
Charged with misdemeanor disturbing the peace.

I would also expel them from school.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16048 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:21 am to
Obviously the boys didn't rat on themselves. So i wonder how that teacher knew what semen tasted like
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 3:26 am
Posted by UF
Florida
Member since Nov 2016
2696 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:24 am to
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Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:28 am to
That's fricked up.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:32 am to
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I would also expel them from school.
Without hesitation
Posted by SlowEasyConfident
Member since Nov 2015
6650 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:36 am to
You know some chefs did this same shite into some Chicken Alfredo at Olive Garden and customers ended up with some stds?
Posted by VolInBavaria
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2015
4026 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:43 am to
Is it bad that I find that hilarious?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:44 am to
Think if that were your wife or mother.

Still find it hilarious?
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 3:45 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:48 am to
He probably thinks the part about splooging in the bathroom into a container was neat.
Posted by RhodeDawg
Delete my account
Member since Jun 2016
4450 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:54 am to
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Is it bad that I find that hilarious?


Nah it's okay.



If you're in 5th or 6th grade.
Posted by knight_ryder
XTC cabaret
Member since Jan 2015
3356 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:02 am to
quote:

i wonder how that teacher knew what semen tasted like


Sounds like a fetish in Arkansas
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:05 am to
quote:

You know some chefs did this same shite into some Chicken Alfredo at Olive Garden and customers ended up with some stds?



False
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:06 am to
What freak arse 14 year olds decide to jerk it in the same bathroom at the same time.

I wasn't doing weird shite like simultaneous whacking until I lived in a dorm.


Kids these days are growing too fast
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 4:07 am
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:16 am to
One minute you're teaching them to ride a bike and before you know it they're blasting off onto the home ec teacher's 3rd period pastry assignment.

They do be growin' up fast.
This post was edited on 12/13/16 at 4:18 am
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66940 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:25 am to
quote:

police were hoping to arrest the boys on suspicion of a felony, the official said. Nebraska has some laws that criminalize acts such as spitting on a police officer.

But after consulting with prosecutors, police could find no state law that governs such behavior, the official said. Assault didn’t fit because it has to involve bodily injury.


There are so many laws, but they don't have one against that?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117709 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:29 am to
They need common sense splooge legislation there.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21154 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:34 am to
"Hey, you two wanna go into the bathroom and jerk off together?"
"Sure, I mean, why?"
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14281 posts
Posted on 12/13/16 at 4:45 am to
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The boys, ages 14 and 15, each masturbated into containers, then mixed their bodily fluids with frosting,

Come again?
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