21st birthday stories

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what they did on their 21st

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Your mom.

I don't remember

The statute of limitations hasn't passed yet

Went out with my ex-girlfriend. She took me to her place of work (Rick's Cabaret) where her and her sister gave me a lap dance. Then we went back to my place and had more fun before I dropped her off at her boyfriend's house. Ah, to be young and dumb again.

Went and purchased pictures of naked ladies, it was cool. But you kids can do that on the computer now so I guess you can go bowling or whatever.

Took final exams.

The only thing I can clearly remember was my gf at the time waking up at 5 am to me, butt naked, sitting on the edge of the bed pissing into her clothes hamper. When asked wtf I was doing, my response was "this doesn't concern you, go back to sleep". Oh to be young again

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Had dinner with my mom and ordered a margarita.

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Weirdly familiar...
Did she get all handsy in the booth with you?

Tell her "Hi" from me.

Got picked up in Limo at casino, headed to Tigerland stopped at a gas station and one of the guys with us had an altercation with a bum. Bum apparently called the cops we were pulled over on the railroad tracks. Guy swallowed an 8ball but didn't need to as the cop let us go, got to the bar and when he threw it up the bag had busted. He had a fun night. Got in a brawl outside of the bar, not my fault. Limo driver took us to the house after and we played drinking games with him. While he was playing two of my fiends decided to take the limo for a spin around the neighborhood, driver was pissed. Don't remember anything after that. Next day my parents called saying they had to pay an extra 100 for the limo because there was blood inside. So all in all it was a great night.

Bar hopped starting at cooter Browns. Ending up at parlays. Was a good time. I had been going out drinking way before then so it was really nothing new.