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re: 2015 Confession Thread

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Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:04 am to
I have nothing to confess
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89498 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:06 am to
quote:

One time I put a firefly in my butt hole.

A firefly, or Firefly the liquor?
Posted by Ignignot
Member since Mar 2009
18823 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:07 am to
I convinced a kid at church youth group that a cup of piss was actually a cup of lemonade and watched him drink it.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17160 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:07 am to
quote:

I took a golf club a dude left on the green


I want my club back.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
17160 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:08 am to
quote:

i got an extra spirit towel


Stolen from my little girl. She wants it back.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I petted a male dog once.


Was it your friend's dog, and did you stick your finger in its arse while it looked at him with a sad, "please help me," look on its face?

Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:10 am to
On advice of my attorney I plead the 5th
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37689 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:10 am to
There aren't really any omg sinners on here...
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 11:11 am
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:10 am to
Beefherinthequeefer
LSU Fan
On your dick

So that's where you've been...
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37689 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:11 am to
Yep.. I need to change that.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22185 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:12 am to
I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nutsack so I looked like a grown man.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
7051 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:12 am to
I let the dogs out.
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:12 am to
Firefly the vodka. I'm not gay.
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:12 am to
quote:

Yep.. I need to change that.


The itching and burning is sincere.
Posted by Dirty Rascal
BR/Nola
Member since Sep 2014
1010 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37689 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:13 am to
No I just haven't had that in awhile. Sssh don't tell anyone
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:16 am to
quote:

No I just haven't had that in awhile.


Well, it should pretty much be 100% your decision. If all else fails, lower your standards. Maybe find a nice OT hardleg to oil your notch.
Posted by Beefherinthequeefer
;)
Member since Jan 2008
37689 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:17 am to
It is my fault.
This post was edited on 3/26/15 at 11:18 am
Posted by slacker130
Your mom
Member since Jul 2010
8035 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:19 am to
I used to park on historic land when I'd go to church.
Posted by Sgt_Lincoln_Osiris
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1078 posts
Posted on 3/26/15 at 11:20 am to
Sometimes, when it's late at night, I dress up like Donna Summers.

I put on the skirt, and the four inch heels...


"Last chance, for romance, for loveee"
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