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1st 'interstellar tourism campaign' urges aliens to visit Lexington, Kentucky

Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:09 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:09 pm

VisitLEX's coded bitmap image broadcast to the TRAPPIST-1 system.
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Hey, aliens! Lexington, Kentucky would be a good place to spend your next deep-space vacation.

This was the message that a group of Kentucky scientists, linguists and scholars recently beamed at the TRAPPIST-1 system, which lies 40 light-years from Earth and harbors multiple potentially habitable planets.

The missive represented the very first interstellar travel advertisement, according to VisitLEX, the group behind the effort.


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"When the message reaches its destination in 2063, TRAPPIST-1 inhabitants will find a coded bitmap image with clues as to its origin and intent of the transmission. They'll also see bucolic photos of the Horse Capital of the World, noting the wide-open spaces perfect for landing a spacecraft. They'll learn why Lexington has the best food, bourbon and music on Earth — getting a taste via an audio recording from legendary blues musician Tee Dee Young."

If E.T. does eventually receive the message and pack their bags for our solar system, eager to take in The Bluegrass State's hospitality, thoroughbred race horses and bourbon industry, they'll have to cover 235 trillion miles (378 trillion kilometers) to get here. That's a bit of a trip, but who knows how fast their craft can go?

"We are targeting the TRAPPIST-1 system because we might actually get an answer in somebody's lifetime if there's somebody there watching," said astrobiologist and SETI (search for extraterrestrial intelligence) scientist Robert Lodder. "But the reason scientists have been interested in it lately is because of the large number of planets it has in what is considered to be the habitable zone. So, there could be life there. Why not send a signal and see if they answer?"


1st 'interstellar tourism campaign' urges aliens to visit Lexington, Kentucky
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7292 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:11 pm to
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1st 'interstellar tourism campaign' urges aliens to visit Lexington, Kentucky


It would be like me going to my cousin's house.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24956 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:19 pm to
Who knew Kentucky was that big on anal probing?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106101 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:23 pm to


I’m glad they included the horses. I love Lexington.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2864 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:23 pm to
Just wait til they visit Alabama....





This post was edited on 1/10/24 at 12:30 pm
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:24 pm to
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1st 'interstellar tourism campaign' urges aliens to visit Lexington, Kentucky


Shooters shoot
Posted by ptra
Member since Nov 2006
1428 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:28 pm to
How do they know the symbols and pictures are translated the same. What if the symbols on the picture represent a big FU to aliens on another planet?
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
11218 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:32 pm to
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anal probing


Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
69623 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:36 pm to
Alien sightings or encounters are actually spiritual entities and often demonic.


Fight me.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95633 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:41 pm to
If I had to pick a town hosting an SEC school likely to be the subject of anal probing, id have guessed College Station or Starkville.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22739 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 12:45 pm to
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scientists, linguists and scholars recently beamed at the TRAPPIST-1 system, which lies 40 light-years from Earth and harbors multiple potentially habitable planets.


Its like these assholes never read Three Body Problem.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7295 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:08 pm to
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They'll learn why Lexington has the best food


First I was like


Then I was like



Because we all know Kentucky is lying
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:15 pm to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4086 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 1:50 pm to
They probably already have and are disgusted by the amount of plastic in our food and environment. Not to mention the litter, bad manners and rampant lawlessness.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
2864 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 2:35 pm to


Nice addition of the bluegrass miracle
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27536 posts
Posted on 1/10/24 at 3:29 pm to
So you want them to destroy us, don't you?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17186 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 1:07 am to
As a resident of Lexington, KY let me say I do not support or condone this chicanery by our local tourism department.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54717 posts
Posted on 1/11/24 at 5:24 am to
I blame Nelson Bunker Hunt (Hunt Oil's kid or grandkid) as he was also one of the CHEAPEST people I ever knew or worked for, He had a farm on the other side of BlueGrass Field and being a Texan by birth, brought lots of illegal aliens up to work that and other farms he owned in the state.

Will never forget a Hunt horse sale at Keeneland when the Feds came and rounded up all the aliens. It was like an old "Keystone Cops" movie with aliens handcuffed to the beautiful 4 plank fence and Feds burrowing into the muck pits to pull the aliens hiding in the poop there.

Guess with c19, no alien labor to take care of the horses. Guess it makes sense. Look for a population explosion in "Little Mexico" off Versailles Road I guess.
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