Meh, good attempt. Matt Ryan played a good game against SF.
If you think anything else, you're trying to hard or don't know shite about football.
I have a friend who is a HUGE Hammers fan. When they came back up, he turned up at the pub all decked out and was raising Hell. fricking nuts. One of the most insane guys I played rugby with.
And he was an American. Picked up West Ham when he lived in England for a spell. All of his rugby team mates there were Hammer supporters, so they indoctrinated him.