New Orleans Pelicans vs New York Knicks: Reason

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A SLOPPY YET EFFECTIVE EFFORT HAS YIELDED VICTORY. I LIKEN THE FIRST GAME TO GETTING LAID WHILE DRUNK. ITS SLOPPY, THINGS DONT WORK CORRECTLY, YOU TELL HER THATS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, YET SOMEHOW YOU GOT HER TO frickING ORGASM BEFORE YOU BUSTED A frickING NUT. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

NOW WE PLAY ON, AND WE GET TO frick UP ZIONS JILTED LOVERS, THE NEW YORK frickKNICKS. IF THERE WAS A FRANCHISE MORE ENTITLED THAN THE LAKERS, ITS THESE frickASSES TO THE NORTHEAST.

ONCE AGAIN, WE HAVE THE TWO BEST frickING PLAYERS ON THE COURT. AND THERE AINT NO frickING SMILING YET. YOU WON ONE frickING GAME. WIN IN MARCH. WIN ALL THE frickING TIME. YOU HAVE A frickING REASON. NO ONE THINKS THIS CAN BE A REAL TEAM. NO ONE THINKS YOU CAN SUSTAIN. HALF THE frickS ON THIS BOARD ARE CYNICAL AS frick ABOUT THIS TEAM. YOU HAVE frickING REASON. frickING USE IT. BE THE TWO BEST PLAYERS ON THE COURT EVERY frickING NIGHT.

OOOOO, WHATIKNOWSOFAR, THEY HAVE JULIUS RANDLE AND JALEN BRUNSON, THEYRE REALLY GOOD, RANDLE IS ALL NBA...

frick YOU BITCH THEY DONT HAVE ONE MOTHERfrickER DOING THIS shite



AND THEY DAMN SURE DONT HAVE A STAR PLAYER THAT HAS THE HUMILITY TO DRESS UP AS A frickING HOT DOG FOR A MIDASS JOKE THE FRONT OFFICE THOUGHT UP AFTER BUYING SOME COKE FROM THREEJEEZY ON BOURBON.

LONG BOI GOES OFF. SLIM REAPER WILL BE COOKING AND HANDING OUT PLATES. ZIONS GONNA FINISH THESE frickS LIKE A PLATE OF frickING COOKIES LETS frickING KILL THESE frickS SONS.