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free pair of tickets with joke...

Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:18 pm
let's see what ya got.

please post email address after joke.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 1:20 pm
Posted by Lambchops11
Member since Jul 2013
595 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:29 pm to
Obama is a good president.

This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 1:45 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:34 pm to
you gotta do better than that. at least have him walk into a bar with a rabbi or something...

you are getting free tickets, gimme a good joke dammit!
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34248 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:36 pm to
One day, Peliclown woke up. He rolled around in bed bitching at his mother to cook some fricking pigs in the blanket. She screamed back, "You only get breast milk for breakfast, you piece of shite!?

I can't actually go to the game, but I thought it was a story worth sharing.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 1:37 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:38 pm to
see, some creativity goes a long way. he wanted pigs in a blanket, but could only have breastmilk, and the underlying funny is he lives with his mom.
Posted by Lambchops11
Member since Jul 2013
595 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:38 pm to
It makes me laugh.

What does a nosey paper do? Get jalapeño business.
Posted by j520
Member since Jan 2015
261 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:39 pm to
Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?


He wanted to beatt he crowd.

This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 1:43 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:39 pm to
give me 5 minutes and you will have mail. enjoy the game.
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:54 pm to
What did Charlie sheen do when the world gave him lemons?





He fricked them all and gave them lemon AIDS.







No tickets needed
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:56 pm to
i may have another pair to hand out, and if you needed tickets, they would be yours. That's fricking hilarious...
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 1:58 pm to
I appreciate it but I can't make it tonight.
Posted by dafif5
Member since Nov 2012
629 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:04 pm to
What did Pierre the Pelican say to Asik's Mom?












I don't remember thr rest OP but your mother is a whore.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 2:07 pm to
you didn't post an email address.

Son, I am disappoint...
Posted by patendedgmf
BR
Member since Jun 2006
1443 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 3:11 pm to
When is the only time it is OK to slap Peliclown's wife in the face?
When her mustache is on fire.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 4:16 pm
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 4:07 pm to
YGM.

If you are having problems with it, send me an email. I am not at my desk and had to send you the "wallet" ticket. If you have an iPhone, just add to your wallet and you can use it get into the game and beer garden.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 4:10 pm
Posted by patendedgmf
BR
Member since Jun 2006
1443 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 4:16 pm to
Got 18 and 19. thanks!
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 4:34 pm to
Enjoy the game.
Posted by Mystictiger
Texas
Member since Jul 2015
2623 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:59 pm to
I may not be the left shark but I'm the right shark for you.
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
24833 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 8:49 pm to
quote:

Got 18 and 19. thanks!


sorry you have to witness this.
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