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What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
Posted on 2/19/13 at 12:28 am
Posted on 2/19/13 at 12:28 am
Homeless.
:rimshot:
What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
:rimshot:
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Posted on 2/19/13 at 12:38 am to maizegoblue
Tommy Emmanuel told those two jokes during his concert recently in Napa Valley. I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up. 
Posted on 2/19/13 at 12:42 am to L.A.
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I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up.
Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.
(Let that be a balm on any lingering sting.
)Posted on 2/19/13 at 8:56 am to Spock's Eyebrow
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:00 am to maizegoblue
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I assume this is either an inside joke or you hate bassists.
Probably a drummer... (we know our own).
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer.
:rimshot:
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:12 am to Ace Midnight
How can you tell if a concert stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
Posted on 2/19/13 at 9:20 am to yurintroubl
What did the drummer say to the front man?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
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Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
:rimshot:
Posted on 2/19/13 at 10:33 am to Ace Midnight
What do you call a bass player in a suit?
The defendant.
Most of these jokes apply equally well to snowboarders, btw.
The defendant.
Most of these jokes apply equally well to snowboarders, btw.
Posted on 2/19/13 at 11:29 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.
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