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L.A.
New Orleans Saints Fan
Los Angeles
Member since Aug 2003
42313 posts

What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
Homeless.

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What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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maizegoblue
Michigan Fan
Michigan
Member since Jan 2011
79 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
I assume this is either an inside joke or you hate bassists.

Here is flea... my favorite bassist. I was at this concert.
FLEA





L.A.
New Orleans Saints Fan
Los Angeles
Member since Aug 2003
42313 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
Tommy Emmanuel told those two jokes during his concert recently in Napa Valley. I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up.


Spock's Eyebrow
LSU Fan
Member since May 2012
5799 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
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I'm a former bass player but they still cracked me up.


Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.

(Let that be a balm on any lingering sting. )


ChoupiqueSacalait
LSU Fan
9th Ward
Member since May 2007
4242 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?


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Ace Midnight
LSU Fan
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
46657 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
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I assume this is either an inside joke or you hate bassists.


Probably a drummer... (we know our own).

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

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yurintroubl
New Orleans Saints Fan
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
28752 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
How can you tell if a concert stage is level?


















The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.


Ace Midnight
LSU Fan
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
46657 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
What did the drummer say to the front man?








Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?

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MountainTiger
LSU Fan
Colorado Springs
Member since Dec 2008
6176 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
What do you call a bass player in a suit?

The defendant.

Most of these jokes apply equally well to snowboarders, btw.


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L.A.
New Orleans Saints Fan
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42313 posts

re: What do you call a bass player whose girlfriend broke up with him?
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Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? Took him three hours to get the banjo player out.


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