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Is there a funnier song in the history of music than "My Ding A Ling"?

Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:59 am
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 8:59 am
quote:


When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin' with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:10 am to
Almost anything weird al has done
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81658 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:32 am to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39211 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 9:49 am to
Anything from Weird Al, Wesley Willis, or Anal count
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:05 am to
Ugh.

Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
16871 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:40 am to
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 10:50 am to
Yes.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67490 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 11:42 am to
Jerry Reed has several funnier
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
22910 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 12:16 pm to
Holy shite really?
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
50253 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Ugh.

Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.


But there are oodles of grunge experts.....
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29561 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 3:30 pm to
Dirt Nasty - Droppin Names


Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14664 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:09 pm to
In France by Frank Zappa
Posted by Baloo
Formerly MDGeaux
Member since Sep 2003
49645 posts
Posted on 10/8/15 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

Holy shite really?


Really.
Posted by MondayMorningMarch
Pumping Sunshine. She's cute!
Member since Dec 2006
16871 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 10:28 am to
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:26 pm to
Big Balls - AC/DC

"Big Balls"


Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

I've got big balls
I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

I've got big balls
Oh I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

We've got big balls
We've got big balls
We've got big balls
Dirty big balls
He's got big balls
She's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(We've got big balls)
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)

(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
(Ball Sucker)
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
89552 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

Chuck Berry's only #1 hit. There is no God.


True story - the balance of the album, Live at The Fillmore Auditorium, (minus the 3 added tracks, My Ding A Ling, Good Morning Little Schoolgirl, and Reelin' and Rockin') featured Chuck Berry backed by an outfit then known as The Steve Miller Blues Band.

The track, My Ding A Ling, itself featured 2 members of the Average White Band, Onnie McIntyre and Robbie McIntosh, along with Nic Potter (of Van De Graf Generator) on bass.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

Average White Band


Funkiest white boys ever.
Posted by Andre
Cashier at Stein's Deli
Member since Apr 2009
4301 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 7:47 pm to
ever heard of the band Ween?
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9117 posts
Posted on 10/10/15 at 7:46 pm to
Yea, this one is worse than the one you speak of LINK
Posted by Tiger in Texas
Houston, Texas
Member since Sep 2004
20879 posts
Posted on 10/10/15 at 8:20 pm to
My Girl Bill by Jim Stafford; when it came out we thought WTF? some funny gay arse song!
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