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Best verse in hip hop
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm
Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:32 pm
Gotta go with A.Z.'s verse in Life's a Bitch. 
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Posted on 10/6/15 at 10:44 pm to Tingle
Nig*a, you ain't got to explain shite
I've been robbin' mothafrickas since the slave ships
With the same clip
And the same four five
Two point blank
A mothafrickas sure to die
That's my word, nig*a try to bogart
Have his mother singing, "It's so hard"
I've been robbin' mothafrickas since the slave ships
With the same clip
And the same four five
Two point blank
A mothafrickas sure to die
That's my word, nig*a try to bogart
Have his mother singing, "It's so hard"
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:01 pm to Tingle
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:45 pm to Tingle
Baby's verse on Big Tymers
"Back where I started on my set in black (Uh-huh)
Hopped out the passenger side of my 'Lac (Then what?)
Under my nuts was two ounces of crack (Yeah?)
My lil' *****, Geezy, say he needed a stack (For sure)
Fronted my lil' wodie an ounce of crack
The bricks look the same, but them youngsters be strapped
From snortin' dope smokin' momo's, and jackin'
Old folks scared that's why they be snappin' (What?)
callin the law, look-a-who'n and rattin'
I told the young ***** to learn to mack
Pop in a Too $hort tape "Born to Mack"
We hard-headed head bustas
We don't give a frick - untamed motherfrickers
Jumped off the porch as a young motherfricker (What?)
My momma's dead (what)
My daddy's dead (What?)
My brother's a dope fiend, I'm duckin' the Fed (You lyin')
Word got around that a ***** was paid (Yeah?)
Supplied the whole uptown - word was said (Yeah?)
With quarters and halves (Yeah?), chickens and bricks (Yeah?)
Bundles of dope and ounces and shite
We drive Bentley's and Jags (What?),Corvettes and bikes (What?)
Two Mercedes Wagons with kits and lights (What?)
Excursions and Prowlers (What?), Suburbans and jets (What?)
Twenty-inch momo's with a-thousand a bet"
"Back where I started on my set in black (Uh-huh)
Hopped out the passenger side of my 'Lac (Then what?)
Under my nuts was two ounces of crack (Yeah?)
My lil' *****, Geezy, say he needed a stack (For sure)
Fronted my lil' wodie an ounce of crack
The bricks look the same, but them youngsters be strapped
From snortin' dope smokin' momo's, and jackin'
Old folks scared that's why they be snappin' (What?)
callin the law, look-a-who'n and rattin'
I told the young ***** to learn to mack
Pop in a Too $hort tape "Born to Mack"
We hard-headed head bustas
We don't give a frick - untamed motherfrickers
Jumped off the porch as a young motherfricker (What?)
My momma's dead (what)
My daddy's dead (What?)
My brother's a dope fiend, I'm duckin' the Fed (You lyin')
Word got around that a ***** was paid (Yeah?)
Supplied the whole uptown - word was said (Yeah?)
With quarters and halves (Yeah?), chickens and bricks (Yeah?)
Bundles of dope and ounces and shite
We drive Bentley's and Jags (What?),Corvettes and bikes (What?)
Two Mercedes Wagons with kits and lights (What?)
Excursions and Prowlers (What?), Suburbans and jets (What?)
Twenty-inch momo's with a-thousand a bet"
Posted on 10/6/15 at 11:54 pm to Tingle
"Nig*a Nig*a Nig*a Nig*a Nig*a "
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:17 am to Tingle
Eminem in Hail Mary:
You ain't no killer, you a pussy
That Ecstasy done got you all emotional and mushy
Bitches wearing rags in photos, Ja's words being quoted
In The Source, stealing Pac's shite like he just wrote it
You loud mouths pray to god hoping no one's listening
See 50 coming for me, Oh my god ma, my position
No one will pay attention to me
Please Gotti, here I go, give me this pill
Ecstasy done got me feeling so invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fricking madman who screams
Like I'm Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennessey
Acting like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm crazy
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fricked from this shite
I'm stuck, I'm addicted to these drugs, I'mma quit
Saying motherfrickers names before somebody fricks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you in hell, fricker
You ain't no killer, you a pussy
That Ecstasy done got you all emotional and mushy
Bitches wearing rags in photos, Ja's words being quoted
In The Source, stealing Pac's shite like he just wrote it
You loud mouths pray to god hoping no one's listening
See 50 coming for me, Oh my god ma, my position
No one will pay attention to me
Please Gotti, here I go, give me this pill
Ecstasy done got me feeling so invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fricking madman who screams
Like I'm Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennessey
Acting like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm crazy
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fricked from this shite
I'm stuck, I'm addicted to these drugs, I'mma quit
Saying motherfrickers names before somebody fricks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you in hell, fricker
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:18 am to CoachDon
Eminem in Drakes "Forever"
There they go, packin' stadiums as Shady spits his flow
Nuts they go, Macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa
He can make them look like bozos
He's wondering if he should spit this slow, frick no
Go for broke, his cup just runneth over, oh no
He ain't had him a buzz like this
Since the last time that he overdosed
They been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
Back into the game and they know
Rap will never be same as before
Bashing in the brains of these hoes
And establishing the name as he goes
The passion in the flame is ignited
You can't put it out once we light it
This shite is exactly what the frick
That I'm talking about when we riot
You dealing with a few true villains
Who stand inside of a booth, truth spilling
And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings
Come flying up outta of our mouths, now rewind it
Pay back mothafricka for the way that you got at me
How's it taste?
When I slap the taste outta your mouth
With the bass so loud that it shakes the place
I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinking of saving face
You ain't gonna have no face to save
By the time I'm through with this place, so Drake
There they go, packin' stadiums as Shady spits his flow
Nuts they go, Macadamian they go so ballistic, whoa
He can make them look like bozos
He's wondering if he should spit this slow, frick no
Go for broke, his cup just runneth over, oh no
He ain't had him a buzz like this
Since the last time that he overdosed
They been waiting patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose
Back into the game and they know
Rap will never be same as before
Bashing in the brains of these hoes
And establishing the name as he goes
The passion in the flame is ignited
You can't put it out once we light it
This shite is exactly what the frick
That I'm talking about when we riot
You dealing with a few true villains
Who stand inside of a booth, truth spilling
And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings
Come flying up outta of our mouths, now rewind it
Pay back mothafricka for the way that you got at me
How's it taste?
When I slap the taste outta your mouth
With the bass so loud that it shakes the place
I'm Hannibal Lecter, so just in case you're thinking of saving face
You ain't gonna have no face to save
By the time I'm through with this place, so Drake
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 8:20 am
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:23 am to CoachDon
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a arse big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I frick 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to frick me with her arse up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with arse
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one
-99 Problems Ice-T
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a arse big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I frick 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to frick me with her arse up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with arse
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one
-99 Problems Ice-T
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:54 am to Cdawg
Pretty much every verse in De La Soul's "Stakes is High" album
for example:
I say G's are making figures at a high regard
And ni$$as dying for it nowadays ain't odd
Investing in fantasies and not God
Welcome to reality, see times is hard
People try to snatch the credit, but can't claim the card
Showing out in videos, saying they co-starred
See, shite like that will make your mama cry
Better watch the way you spend it cause the stakes is high
for example:
I say G's are making figures at a high regard
And ni$$as dying for it nowadays ain't odd
Investing in fantasies and not God
Welcome to reality, see times is hard
People try to snatch the credit, but can't claim the card
Showing out in videos, saying they co-starred
See, shite like that will make your mama cry
Better watch the way you spend it cause the stakes is high
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:03 am to rondo
MF DOOM on All Caps
So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me?
Daily told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!"?
Keep your battery charged?
You know it won't stick, yo?
And it's not his fault you kick slow?
Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow?
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go?
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow?
The beat is so butter?
Peep the slow cutter?
As he utter the calm flow (Your mother)?
Don't talk about my moms, yo?
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow?
Or vice versa?
Whip up a slice of nice verse pie?
Hit it on the first try?
Villain: the worst guy?
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses?
Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses?
And he won't stop 'til he got the masses?
And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses?
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo?
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo?
It's ugly, like look at you?
It's a damn shame?
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
So nasty that it's probably somewhat of a travesty having me?
Daily told the people "You can call me Your Majesty!"?
Keep your battery charged?
You know it won't stick, yo?
And it's not his fault you kick slow?
Should've let your trick 'ho chick hold your sick glow?
Plus nobody couldn't do nothin' once he let the brick go?
And you know I know that's a bunch of snow?
The beat is so butter?
Peep the slow cutter?
As he utter the calm flow (Your mother)?
Don't talk about my moms, yo?
Sometimes he rhyme quick, sometimes he rhyme slow?
Or vice versa?
Whip up a slice of nice verse pie?
Hit it on the first try?
Villain: the worst guy?
Spot hot tracks like spot a pair of fat asses?
Shots of the scotch from out of square shot glasses?
And he won't stop 'til he got the masses?
And show 'em what they know not through flows of hot molasses?
Do it like the robot to headspin to boogaloo?
Took a few minutes to convince the average bug-a-boo?
It's ugly, like look at you?
It's a damn shame?
Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:04 am to Tingle
2Pac "Brenda's Got a Baby"
Not necessarily the wittiest or most intelligent lyrics, but some of the most poignant and somber in hip-hop.
Not necessarily the wittiest or most intelligent lyrics, but some of the most poignant and somber in hip-hop.
quote:
I hear Brenda's got a baby
But, Brenda's barely got a brain
A damn shame
The girl can hardly spell her name
(That's not our problem, that's up to Brenda's family)
Well let me show ya how it affects the whole community
Now Brenda really never knew her moms and her dad was a
junky
Went in death to his arms, it's sad
Cause I bet Brenda doesn't even know
Just cause your in the ghetto doesn't mean ya can't grow
But oh, that's a thought, my own revelation
Do whatever it takes to resist the temptation
Brenda got herself a boyfriend
Her boyfriend was her cousin, now lets watch the joy end
She tried to hide her pregnancy, from her family
Who didn't really care to see, or give a damn if she
Went out and had a church of kids
As long as when the check came they got first dibs
Now Brenda's belly is gettin bigger
But no one seems to notice any change in her figure
She's 12 years old and she's having a baby
In love with the molester, who's sexing her crazy
And yet she thinks that he'll be with her forever
And dreams of a world with the two of them are together,
whatever
He left her and she had the baby solo, she had it on the
bathroom floor
And didn't know so, she didn't know, what to throw away and
what to keep
She wrapped the baby up and threw him in the trash heep
I guess she thought she'd get away
Wouldn't hear the cries
She didn't realize
How much the the little baby had her eyes
Now the baby's in the trash heep balling
Momma can't help her, but it hurts to hear her calling
Brenda wants to run away
Momma say, you makin' me lose pay, the social workers here
everyday
Now Brenda's gotta make her own way
Can't go to her family, they won't let her stay
No money no babysitter, she couldn't keep a job
She tried to sell crack, but end up getting robbed
So now what's next, there ain't nothing left to sell
So she sees sex as a way of leaving hell
It's paying the rent, so she really can't complain
Prostitute, found slain, and Brenda's her name, she's got a baby
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:19 am to Tingle
quote:
So get your ideas, stack your ammo
But don't come unless you come to battle, I'm mad now jump in the saddle
This is it, it's what you eat, sleep, piss and shite
Live, breathe, your whole existence just consists of this
Refuse to quit, fuse is lit, can't diffuse the wick
I don't do this music shite, I lose my shite
Ain't got shite to lose, it's the moment of truth
It's all I know how to do, as soon as I get thrown in the booth, I spit
But my respect is overdue, I'm showing you the flow no one do
Cause I don't own no diploma for school, I quit!
So there's nothing for me to fall back on, I know no other trade
So you better trade your fricking mics in for some tool-box-es
Cause you'll never take my pride from me
It'll have to be pried from me, so pull out your pliers and your screwdrivers!
But I want you to doubt me, I don't want you to believe
Cause this is something that I must use to succeed
And if you don't like me then frick you!
Self esteem must be fricking shooting through-the-roof cause trust me
My skin is too thick and bullet proof to touch me
I can see why the frick I disgust you
I must be allergic to failure cause every time I come close to it
I just sneeze, but I just go achoo then achieve!
Not the best Eminem verse ever, but one of my favorites
Eminem may not have the best verse of all time but he definitely has a couple in top ten imo
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:35 am to tankyank13
anything big pun
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:42 am to Tingle
Let's get back to the south shite.
Where you from? how you come?
hope you dumb cause we dumb
cock it back knock out yo lung thru yo neck and twist ya toungue
tick tick tick tick tick tick like a **** playin drum,
big drum choppa drum.
they ain't playin son kill you and ya ****
thas a And 1. Straight up.
I know some boulevard die hard ****s who bout they business
some uptown gorillas
some bottom boy killas!
Southside head honcho
Ivey left it to me so ima always be retarto.
****s be dead with no insurance
life it ain't a game (frick That!)
lets get it ****, yo life for my chain?
they wanna investigate the murder
crack rock is the perp
old people peepin out tha window like turtles
No Mercy in my neighborhood ****s play for keeps.
Whole families die when a **** play wit me bitch
BOOSIE BOO
Where you from? how you come?
hope you dumb cause we dumb
cock it back knock out yo lung thru yo neck and twist ya toungue
tick tick tick tick tick tick like a **** playin drum,
big drum choppa drum.
they ain't playin son kill you and ya ****
thas a And 1. Straight up.
I know some boulevard die hard ****s who bout they business
some uptown gorillas
some bottom boy killas!
Southside head honcho
Ivey left it to me so ima always be retarto.
****s be dead with no insurance
life it ain't a game (frick That!)
lets get it ****, yo life for my chain?
they wanna investigate the murder
crack rock is the perp
old people peepin out tha window like turtles
No Mercy in my neighborhood ****s play for keeps.
Whole families die when a **** play wit me bitch
BOOSIE BOO
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:52 am to GreatLakesTiger24
Dear Mr Toilet, I'm the shite
Posted on 10/7/15 at 9:56 am to Tingle
This is like asking which turd looks prettiest.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:15 am to Tingle
quote:
I'm alive again
More alive than I have been in my whole entire life
I can see these people's ears perk up as I begin
To spaz with the pen, I'm a little bit sicker than most
shite's finna get thick again
They say the competition is stiff
But I get a hard dick from this shite, now stick it in
I ain't never giving in again
Caution to the wind, complete freedom
Look at these rappers, how I treat them
So why the frick would I join 'em when I beat 'em
They call me a freak 'cause
I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them
Man get these whack cocksuckers off stage
Where the frick is Kanye when you need him?
Snatch the mic from him, bitch I'mma let you finish in a minute
Yeah that rap was tight
BUT IM BOUT TO SPIT THE GREATEST VERSE OF ALL TIME
So you might wanna go back to the lab tonight and um
Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit
And start over from scratch and write new ones
But I'm afraid that it ain't gonna make no difference
When I rip this stage and tear it in half tonight
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump
From the place all the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game
I so started to rock fellow
When I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
Til I'm toppling from the top I'm not going to stop
I'm standing on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game and it don't stop
Til my hip don't hop anymore (shite)
When you're so good that you can't say it
'Cause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymore (shite)
People just get sick cause you spit
These fools can't drool or dribble a drop anymore
And you can never break my stride
You never slow the momentum at any moment I'm about to blow
You'll never take my pride
Killing the flow, slow venom and the opponent
Is getting no mercy, mark my words
Ain't letting up, relentless
I smell blood, I don't give a frick: keep giving them hell
Where was you when I fell and needed help up?
You get no love
Posted on 10/7/15 at 10:20 am to Cdawg
I'm glad that someone else remembers that Ice T did 99 problems before Jay Z.
quote:
Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfricker named Ice Cube
From the gang called ****z With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya frick with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo arse, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfrickers that's showin out
****z start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfricker like that
with a gat that's pointed at yo arse
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charles Manson
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfrickin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin ****z out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfrickers see clearly
that I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't frick with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Ice Cube is crazy as frick
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Compton
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:20 am to ThePenIsMightier
quote:
I'm glad that someone else remembers that Ice T did 99 problems before Jay Z.
I didn't even know Jay Z covered it until I just googled the lyrics and he kept popping up.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 11:25 am to Tingle
Jay Electronica- Jazzmatazz
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