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Your favorite Ron Swanson moment/quote

Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:06 pm
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:06 pm
LINK

even better when he does it to Chris later in the episode
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:29 pm to
Tough question as he has so many great moment/quotes.

Probably my favorite quote is:

Posted by CocoLoco
Member since Jan 2012
29108 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:32 pm to
LINK



There are way too many
Posted by Notro
Alison Brie's Boobs
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:35 pm to
“History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.” - Swanson
Posted by BluesDriver
Alabama
Member since May 2014
396 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 5:37 pm to
"You accidentally gave me food that my food eats"

bonus from the Swanson Pyramid of
Greatness:
Crying: Acceptable at funerals and The Grand Canyon
Posted by Slim_Charles69
Bodymore, Murdaland
Member since Apr 2015
779 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:15 pm to
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:20 pm to
It's damn near impossible to pick 1 moment





Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158761 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:26 pm to
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:32 pm to
I'm going to type every word I know! Rectangle. America. Megaphone. Monday. Butthole.
Posted by Broski
Member since Jun 2011
70905 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:32 pm to
A very underrated moment is when they are looking for Lil' Sebastian on the ferris wheel and Ron just straight up puts everyone in their place.
Posted by H. E. Pennypacker
Louisiana IceGators Fan
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:36 pm to
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71802 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:53 pm to
No way to pick one. How about six? And this doesn't even scratch the surface.

I hate everything

Look at that thing

Vegan Bacon

Sixth Birthday

Swivel Chair

Eating a banana
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25197 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:57 pm to
Picking a best Ron Swanson quote is pretty much impossible. There are so many and all of them are great.

One of my personal favorites is from the episode where Ron has a hernia. His comment of "I'm Ron *#(*)ing Swanson. I was born ready." works so well, especially with Aubrey Plaza's side glance to the camera.

Any of his scenes with Aubrey were grand. It was the perfect combination of over the top from him, and utter non reaction from her.
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3319 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 6:58 pm to
Ron Swanson is easily one of my favorite television characters of all time. No way to pick just one. I could list hundreds.

Just a Sampling
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29389 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:00 pm to
"Never half arse two things. Whole arse one thing."

This is literally hanging on the wall in my office.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69909 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:20 pm to
"Keep your tears in your eyes, where they belong".


Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158761 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:33 pm to
His reaction to Tom bowling "SON PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU"
Posted by flvelo12
Palm Harbor, Florida
Member since Jan 2012
3319 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:40 pm to
Ron Swanson Tooth Pull

Priceless reactions!
Posted by Steamy Ray
Member since Jan 2013
1012 posts
Posted on 1/19/16 at 7:45 pm to
Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor
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