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Worst Movie of All-Time? Ax 'Em (1992)
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 8:47 pm
This film was one of the first so-called "urban horror" movies and was filmed on an incredibly low budget. It holds an astounding 1.2/10 on IMDB, making it one of the lowest rated movies in the history of the website.
You know a movie is going to be bad when its opening crawl reads like this:
I did not mistype the above. Everything is 100% correct. That is how it begins.
Below is a "fan" trailer:
LINK
And below that, is the film itself in all of its glory. Give it a watch whenever you get a chance:
LINK
You know a movie is going to be bad when its opening crawl reads like this:
quote:
On a cold winter night, in 1990, Mr. Mason, a mean and cruel Towns man, left his job for Home. After arriving Home, he took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. This is mean man Killed himself.
When the police arrived they only Found the bodies of his wife, Daughter, and younger son. His mentally Ill son Harry Was not ever found.
Legend has it, he will return In 13 years to revenge his family deaths.
I did not mistype the above. Everything is 100% correct. That is how it begins.
Below is a "fan" trailer:
LINK
And below that, is the film itself in all of its glory. Give it a watch whenever you get a chance:
LINK
This post was edited on 6/28/14 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 6/28/14 at 9:09 pm to RollTide1987
Holy shite, it's like the black version of The Room.
Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:48 pm to RollTide1987
Still has to be better than Legion
Posted on 6/28/14 at 11:52 pm to RollTide1987
You need to see the greatness that is "Gymkata".
Posted on 6/29/14 at 6:52 am to NS Who Dat Nation
quote:
Gymkata
I remember being really excited for this one during my wannabe ninja days
Posted on 4/15/15 at 6:50 pm to RollTide1987
Just watched a movie called Elevator on Netflix.
Holy shite that was bad. Definitely the worst acting I've ever seen.
Holy shite that was bad. Definitely the worst acting I've ever seen.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:08 pm to RollTide1987
Envy. Because it had a cast with great potential.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 7:18 pm to RollTide1987
Just watched a William Castle schlocker from the late 50s-early 60s called "Macabre". Has to be in the bottom 10, all-time. I literally want an hour and 15 minutes of my life back.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:01 pm to Godfather1
There's a movie called Monsturd where the killer is a giant piece of crap. The acting is atrocious.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 8:50 pm to jdd48
Sounds like a shitty movie
:rimshot:
:rimshot:
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:11 pm to Godfather1
quote:
Just watched a William Castle schlocker from the late 50s-early 60s called "Macabre". Has to be in the bottom 10, all-time. I literally want an hour and 15 minutes of my life back.
that's a good movie
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:13 pm to RollTide1987
quote:Is this the one made by the son of the black politician Kweise Mfume (aka "Queasy & Fuming" as Rush Limbaugh nicknamed him)?
This film was one of the first so-called "urban horror" movies and was filmed on an incredibly low budget. It holds an astounding 1.2/10 on IMDB, making it one of the lowest rated movies in the history of the website.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 9:54 pm to Kafka
Worst movie I ever finished has to be Cabin Boy.
Posted on 4/15/15 at 10:06 pm to dead money
quote:Worth seeing for David Letterman, character actor
Worst movie I ever finished has to be Cabin Boy
Posted on 4/15/15 at 10:09 pm to RollTide1987
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