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re: "Who wants a banger in the mouth?"
Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:59 pm to Josh Fenderman
Posted on 3/8/13 at 12:59 pm to Josh Fenderman
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:06 pm to saintsfan92612
When you put a squirt of frosting down your throat, before you take your medications
Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:07 pm to saintsfan92612
"What do you expect, Mother? I'm part machine now."
Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:16 pm to wish i was tebow
Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.
Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches.
Michael: Can’t a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?
Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!
Michael: I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.
Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches.
Michael: Can’t a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?
Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!
Michael: I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
This post was edited on 3/8/13 at 2:17 pm
Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:18 pm to Cap Crunch
Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:30 pm to Cap Crunch
quote:
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
such a bitch but so funny
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did nothing cancel?
Posted on 3/8/13 at 3:08 pm to wish i was tebow
"We're having Lindsay chops. What? I just wanted to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as I am."
Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:38 pm to OMLandshark
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Lucille was suffering from a hangover-related headache and sought her medication. That's when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting. ...Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.
Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:40 pm to saintsfan92612
"This water tower does not pass muster!"
Posted on 3/9/13 at 9:20 am to saintsfan92612
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 9:35 am to WeeBeaux
"You self cun...try music loving lady."
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:14 am to saintsfan92612
I always forget her nickname is Egg
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:17 am to Byron Bojangles III
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael:.... .... The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
Michael:.... .... The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:19 am to Breesus
This thread is proof it should have never been canceled. frick fox
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