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re: "Who wants a banger in the mouth?"

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Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:06 pm to
When you put a squirt of frosting down your throat, before you take your medications
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 1:07 pm to
"What do you expect, Mother? I'm part machine now."
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Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by Cap Crunch
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:16 pm to
Lindsay: I care deeply for nature.

Michael: You’re wearing ostrich-skin boots.

Lindsay: Well, I don’t care about ostriches.






Michael: Can’t a guy call his mother pretty without it seeming strange?

Buster: Amen. And how about that little piece of tail on her? Cute!

Michael: I’ve opened a door here that I regret.
This post was edited on 3/8/13 at 2:17 pm
Posted by Cap Crunch
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:18 pm to
Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough.

Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
Posted by wish i was tebow
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.



such a bitch but so funny



Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.

Lucille: Really? Did nothing cancel?

Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 3:08 pm to
"We're having Lindsay chops. What? I just wanted to be ready in case some bully at school was as clever as I am."
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:38 pm to


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Lucille was suffering from a hangover-related headache and sought her medication. That's when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion. Fortunately, she had the good sense not to drive herself to the meeting. ...Unfortunately, this was after a failed attempt to do so.


Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 3/8/13 at 4:40 pm to
"This water tower does not pass muster!"
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 12:16 am to
Posted by WeeBeaux
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 9:20 am to
Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going.

Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 9:35 am to
"You self cun...try music loving lady."
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:14 am to
I always forget her nickname is Egg
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:17 am to
Lucille: How am I supposed to find someone willing to go into that musty old claptrap?
Michael:.... .... The cabin... yes! That would be difficult, too.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:19 am to
This thread is proof it should have never been canceled. frick fox
Posted by saintsfan92612
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Posted on 3/9/13 at 10:24 am to
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