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re: What are your favorite Archer quotes?

Posted on 12/28/15 at 10:45 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56419 posts
Posted on 12/28/15 at 10:45 pm to
"So, what are you doing tonight, Mrs. Archer?"

"Well, I was on my way to a jazz club. Oh, but there might be negroes there."

"I happen to love negroes and jazz."

and

"Potato - a dildo."
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24060 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 12:06 am to
I get a kick out of the situations when he has to ask "Do you not?"
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 12:07 am
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80388 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 2:42 am to
PHRASING!!!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99198 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:04 am to
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4378 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:05 am to
"What's a gill?"

I like to throw that into random conversations where I no longer feel like participating, especially serious ones.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99198 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:07 am to
quote:

"Do you want _______? Because that's how you get ________."



I made this one a while back.

Posted by novowels
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2008
2400 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 9:10 am to
See below
This post was edited on 12/29/15 at 9:11 am
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11376 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:00 am to
"I'm afraid if I stop drinking the cumulative hangover will kill me"

"Sour mix in a margarita? What is this...Auswitz?!?"

Posted by NikolaiJakov
Moscow
Member since Mar 2014
2803 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:25 am to
"Et tu, Brute?"
"Et me, Buddy"

Posted by tigervet4
Member since Sep 2006
2343 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:35 am to
Pam: (to Carol) Wow. You are just a dog in a manger aren't you?
Cheryl: (snarky) I don't know what that means Pam. I wasn't raised on a cheese farm..
Pam: OH FOR THE LOVE OF...(glaring at Carol) It's called a Dairy
Posted by tigervet4
Member since Sep 2006
2343 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 10:40 am to
Posted by PillageUrVillage
Mordor
Member since Mar 2011
14802 posts
Posted on 12/29/15 at 11:10 am to
Too many to name!

quote:

but one I use pretty much daily is:

"Do you want _______? Because that's how you get ________."
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