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What are your favorite Archer quotes?
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:32 am
"What's to prove, it's free labor"
"My plan, is to crowd source, a plan"
"Now you know how Baboo feels"
"My plan, is to crowd source, a plan"
"Now you know how Baboo feels"
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Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:33 am to accnodefense
When they're alive, they're call girls. When they're dead, they're hookers!
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:38 am to accnodefense
So many good ones... but one I use pretty much daily is:
"Do you want _______? Because that's how you get ________."
"Do you want _______? Because that's how you get ________."
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:45 am to accnodefense
"Hello airplanes, it's blimps. you win."
"M as in Mancy."
"M as in Mancy."
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:45 am to accnodefense
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:46 am to accnodefense
quote:
No, it’s not Lana. It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, IT SUCKS.
quote:
It's like Meow-schwitz in there
quote:
“Hang on Lana, I’m stacking rocks in order of descending size..”
quote:
Johnny Bench called...
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:51 am to swamie
Phrasing!
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:52 am to TigerMyth36
Do you want ants?
Because that's how you get ants.
Because that's how you get ants.
This post was edited on 12/28/15 at 11:56 am
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:55 am to accnodefense
Can't or won't?
Either. Call it her cant, and I won't
Either. Call it her cant, and I won't
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:59 am to accnodefense
Danger Zone
Posted on 12/28/15 at 11:59 am to The Pirate King
Lana
Lana
Lana
LAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Danger zone
Also, "sploosh"
Lana
Lana
LAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Danger zone
Also, "sploosh"
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:03 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:20 pm to swamie
quote:
It's like Meow-schwitz in there
Haha I love this one and that entire episode
At the end when Pam is being held up by the kidnappers and they say "drop your weapons or we shoot her" and they all raise their weapons
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:21 pm to Green Chili Tiger
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:40 pm to dawgfan24348
Since the "No Cyril, when they're dead they're just hookers" is already taken, I'll go with Archer working himself up to yell "Rampage!!!" while having an IV strapped to his arm that is pumping chemo drugs into him.
Link to the scene
Link to the scene
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:43 pm to accnodefense
More recently it has been (responding to Cyril reminding Archer that Ray is paralyzed, "Who's going to fly it?")
Why would you worry about that
before you need to?
Why clog your brain
with a bunch of hypothetical
maybe-what-if bullshite?
Why would you worry about that
before you need to?
Why clog your brain
with a bunch of hypothetical
maybe-what-if bullshite?
Posted on 12/28/15 at 12:46 pm to Bamatab
"Brrring! Brrring! Uh, hello? Airplanes? Yeah, it's blimps. You win. Bye."
---
"A ruse? Brrring! Brrring! Hello? Hi, it's the 1930's, can we have our words and
clothes and shitty airplane back?
RILEY: Let's go, kid.
Call ya back, 1930's! And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler! He's a bad egg!
---
"A ruse? Brrring! Brrring! Hello? Hi, it's the 1930's, can we have our words and
clothes and shitty airplane back?
RILEY: Let's go, kid.
Call ya back, 1930's! And hey, watch out for that Adolf Hitler! He's a bad egg!
Posted on 12/28/15 at 8:23 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
You killed a Hooker!
Call girl.
No, Cyril. When they're dead, they're just hookers.
Call girl.
No, Cyril. When they're dead, they're just hookers.
Posted on 12/28/15 at 8:40 pm to Breesus
Sterling Archer: Stop. Shut up. I have to go, but if I find one single dog hair when I get back I'll rub sand in your dead little eyes.
Woodhouse: Very good, sir.
Sterling Archer: I also need you to go buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, sir.
Sterling Archer: I don't know if they grate it but... coarse
Woodhouse: Very good, sir.
Sterling Archer: I also need you to go buy sand.
Woodhouse: Yes, sir.
Sterling Archer: I don't know if they grate it but... coarse
Posted on 12/28/15 at 10:37 pm to Yellerhammer5
"She's like, the Pele of anal."
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