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Top 5 Most Alpha main characters in major movies

Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:47 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:47 pm
5. The Stranger (High Plains Drifter)



Pros: Made rape cool again.
Cons: Made rape cool again

4. John Rambo (Rambo: First Blood Part II)



Pros: He "no expendable" and was probably the most underutilized bow using deer hunter in history.

Cons: lost his lady because he forgot to pick up his bow by a creek and killed lots of brown people over his mistake.

3. Marion "Cobra" Cobretti (Cobra)



Pros: He was always the last man standing in a warehouse gun fight, and made diddling with club sandwiches cool again.

Cons: in hindsight, he had terrible taste in women.

2. Tristan Ludlow (Legends of the Fall)



Pros: Made panties drop like beads in a Mardi Gras parade. Hunted beasts all over the world while playing a pirate.

Cons: He was so fine as frog hair he looked like a Pantene model and ended up being killed by a bear...and he sucked at protecting his family.

1. Rocky Balboa (Rocky IV)



Pros: Single handedly ended the Cold War and was the only man alive in the 1980's that made Ronald Reagan look like a pussy in comparison.

Cons: Used a black man to feel out his opponent and gave terrible Christmas presents.
Posted by lsucoonass
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:53 pm to
Uncle paulie didn't deserve a great gift to begin with
Posted by Yat27
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:53 pm to
You're a Stallone fan, eh?
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:55 pm to
Little bit. Stallone and Eastwood are on the ALPHA Mt. Rushmore.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:56 pm to


Pros: Shot first, saved the rebellion by shooting and disabling his future father in law's tie fighter, he knows.
Cons: Son turned out to be a little bitch.
Posted by Jimbeaux28
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:57 pm to
Rambo should be higher.

Dirty Harry was a more Alpha Eastwood character.

No Indiana Jones?
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 2:58 pm to
I like Indiana. He and Han are in my top 10
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Brosef Stalin
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:07 pm to


John Matrix
Pros: cool name, killed lots of people without breaking a sweat, hilarious one liners
Posted by Will Munny
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:07 pm to
1-5

Predator

Posted by saint amant steve
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:07 pm to








Posted by tWildcat
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:08 pm to
Jim Malone(Sean Connery) off the untouchables is one I would put in my top 5.
Posted by molsusports
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:11 pm to
Some other nominees:










Posted by meeple
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
No Chuck Norris?
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:22 pm to
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No Chuck Norris?


Posted by partywiththelombardi
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:25 pm to

Bruce Lee starring as Bruce Lee by another name in every movie.







Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted by King George
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:31 pm to
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Marion
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Tristan
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Alpha
Posted by PeteRose
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:39 pm to
Clint Eastwood as The man with no name
Posted by oleyeller
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Posted on 12/13/16 at 3:39 pm to
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