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re: The Ultimate Arrested Development Quote Thread
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:00 pm to The Seaward
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:00 pm to The Seaward
Tobias: There are dozens of us!
Gob: I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.
Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
Gob: I just had a major night. With a major blonde. Who just majored in Marine Biology, if you know what I mean.
Michael: I don't know what you mean. I can't imagine what that means.
Gob: And now you love the Ten Commandments. And yet you're the one who so conveniently forgot "Thou shalt protect thy father and honor no one above him unless it be-ith me, thy sweet Lord."
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Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:01 pm to WarSlamEagle
BEES!?!
Oh, that is just great. Now, I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob f--- our way out of it."
Oh, that is just great. Now, I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again. I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, let's have Gob f--- our way out of it."
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:02 pm to The Seaward
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
Michael: Mom, it’s breakfast.
Lucille: And a piece of toast.
Lindsay: Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free.
Lucille: Really? Did "nothing" cancel?
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:03 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:03 pm to WarSlamEagle
No Touching!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:05 pm to WarSlamEagle
Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice *****ing or *****ing or finger ***** or *****sting or *****ing or even *****. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave *****. And I’ll personally *****..
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:06 pm to wildtigercat93
Buster: I wanna be a real man! I wanna get in a fight! I wanna make love to a woman! I wanna get a checking account!
Gob: (to Buster) Well, just remember she's used to being with me. That's like going from prime rib to...the weird brother of prime rib.
Michael: We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
George, Sr.: I thought, I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi...I told him how much I liked his work.
Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.
George Sr.: Nope, you killed Mr. Weatherman when you left the door open with the air conditioning running that one summer.
Gob: (to Buster) Well, just remember she's used to being with me. That's like going from prime rib to...the weird brother of prime rib.
Michael: We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
George, Sr.: I thought, I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi...I told him how much I liked his work.
Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.
George Sr.: Nope, you killed Mr. Weatherman when you left the door open with the air conditioning running that one summer.
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:12 pm to WarSlamEagle
Michael: do you know what they do to people who commit treason?
George: first time?
Michael: I've never heard of a second
George: I got the worst fu(bleep)cking attorneys
George: first time?
Michael: I've never heard of a second
George: I got the worst fu(bleep)cking attorneys
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:14 pm to Puck82
Narrator: As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:21 pm to WarSlamEagle
I've got this Christian girlfriend now, and she's trying to get me to be a better man and reconnect with my son, and I'm trying to get her to renounce God and **** me and I just want to ... prove to her that I'm worth it.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:22 pm to The Seaward
Gob: So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the arse, huh? It’s, like, die already!
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:26 pm to WarSlamEagle
G.O.B: Right... yes, Well, we should “circumverent union penalties.”
Michael: Circumvent.
G.O.B.: Circumverate …
Michael: Circumvent. It means: to go around.
G.O.B.: The old “reach around.”
Michael: Circumvent.
G.O.B.: Circumverate …
Michael: Circumvent. It means: to go around.
G.O.B.: The old “reach around.”
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:27 pm to WarSlamEagle
Unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:28 pm to CoeJ
Michael: Go ahead and tell Gob that I will be telling the cops that it was him in the truck, so he'll be joining me here in jail. I've got a nice hard cot with his name on it.
Lucille: ..........You'd do that to your own brother?
Lucille: ..........You'd do that to your own brother?
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:28 pm to The Seaward
Gob: Steve Holt's not my son.
George Michael: Steve Holt? The moron jock?
Gob: That's my son, you pothead!
George Michael: Steve Holt? The moron jock?
Gob: That's my son, you pothead!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:30 pm to WarSlamEagle
And that's why you always leave a note.
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:30 pm to WarSlamEagle
BEES?
BEADS?
BEADS?
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:31 pm to hendersonshands
Lucille: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:32 pm to hendersonshands
Gob: My gut is telling me no. But my gut is also very hungry.
Buster: IT LANDED ON MY PILLOW!
Jessie: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."
Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want?
Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.
Buster: IT LANDED ON MY PILLOW!
Jessie: There are very few intelligent, attractive and straight men in this town.
Tobias: Well, that certainly leaves me out. [Everyone looks at Tobias] You said "single," right? She said "single."
Michael: Not really. Kids love boundaries. I mean, look at these girls. (Talking about the "Girls with Low Self-Esteem" tape) Is this what you want?
Tobias: Oh, God, no.
Michael: This could be where your daughter is headed.
Tobias: Oh, no, no, I don't want this for Maeby either.
This post was edited on 11/20/12 at 11:33 pm
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:33 pm to WarSlamEagle
And say goodbye to these, because its the last time!!
Posted on 11/20/12 at 11:35 pm to OMLandshark
Tobias: Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. [imitating John Wayne] I'm not gonna cry about my Pa. I'm gonna build an airport. Put my name on it. [speaking normally] Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?
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