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The Revenant = Highlander 7 (spoilers)

Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:28 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57374 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:28 am
I finally had a chance to watch this gem and loved it for two reasons.

1. The Revenant was a fantastic continuation of the Highlander Series. Glass lived up to his obviously ironic moniker by being unable to die over and over again throughout the film. Whether it be multiple bear maulings, 440 pounds landing on his mangled body, starvation, acute dehydration and desiccation, septic shock, multiple Indian raids, hypothermia, being swept away down a river and zipping down a water fall, being stabbed multiple times, buried alive, or just straight up falling off a cliff into a huge tree, Glass showed that immortality, while fun, can have its price.

2. The bear rape was tastefully done.

Hopefully Leo finally gets the Oscar he was begging for when he cried and sobbed into the camera for the last shot of the movie.




This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 11:13 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66441 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:36 am to
Id give it a 3/5. Good cinematography, acting, and score. That's about it though. Kinda like Sicario.
Posted by supatigah
CEO of the Keith Hernandez Fan Club
Member since Mar 2004
87465 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 10:43 am to
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The bear rape was tastefully done.


it was a female bear
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70922 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 11:18 am to
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2. The bear rape was non existent



also, thanks for the new word. I had to look up desiccation.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 12:01 pm to
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it was a female bear


What kind of sexist are you? It's a new world out there and women can rape just as equally as men.
Posted by Snoopy04
Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2015
3015 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 1:47 pm to
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The bear rape was tastefully done.

they can smell the menstruation
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25872 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 1:55 pm to
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Glass showed that immortality, while fun, can have its pric


You know its roots are in a true story of the man being mauled by a bear and having to crawl and swim miles to the nearest post right?
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35239 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 2:56 pm to
Your Leo threads are as predictably negative as your Kobe threads are positive.
This post was edited on 1/29/16 at 3:02 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57374 posts
Posted on 1/29/16 at 4:14 pm to
My Leo threads aren't negative. How is this negative? I'm rooting for him and hope he gets his pity award.
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