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re: The Office Season 2
Posted on 6/7/15 at 9:59 am to SLafourche07
Posted on 6/7/15 at 9:59 am to SLafourche07
Scott's tots is so hard to watch. But so funny.
What are you gonna protect her from? Bears? When was the last time there was a bear in Scranton you idiot?
Uh last year idiot
Ohhh trust fund!!
What are you gonna protect her from? Bears? When was the last time there was a bear in Scranton you idiot?
Uh last year idiot
Ohhh trust fund!!
This post was edited on 6/7/15 at 10:01 am
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Posted on 6/7/15 at 4:20 pm to wish i was tebow
The look on Merediths face when Micheal hits her with his car makes me laugh so hard. 
Posted on 6/7/15 at 5:14 pm to wartiger2004
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Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
Posted on 6/7/15 at 8:14 pm to BilJ
Posted on 6/7/15 at 8:18 pm to REG861
So rock the night
Alright, all night
Oh yeah
Alright, all night
Oh yeah
Posted on 6/8/15 at 8:02 am to Othello
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It's also great at that end of that episode when Dwight comes in dressed like Jim and he acts like Jim too.
Was coming to post this...as awesome as Jim's Dwight impression is, Dwight's impression of Jim is even better.
Lalalaa "little comment.."
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I think my favorite episode in season 1 is the basketball episode and Michale picks Stanley to be on his team because he's black.... then he cant even dribble.
"You've got to be KIDDING ME!!"
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 8:07 am
Posted on 6/8/15 at 8:11 am to wish i was tebow
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What are you gonna protect her from? Bears? When was the last time there was a bear in Scranton you idiot?
Uh last year idiot
I use the "idiot" line all the time. Last night at the baseball game I'm yelling "Nice throw, IDIOT!!" I don't know why, but the way they both say idiot cracks me up so hard.
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Oompa loompa, doompadee dossum, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom.
One of the few things I ever put on my youtube: Hilarious.
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 8:14 am
Posted on 6/8/15 at 8:51 am to CocomoLSU
"The Injury" might be my favorite episode in the entire show's run.
So many great quotes.
Michael: No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.
Michael: Pam...I have Country Crock.
Michael: Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
Phyllis: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Dwight: Where are we going?
Jim: Come on, get inside.
Dwight: Where are we going?
Jim: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim: We're going to the hospital, Michael.
So many great quotes.
Michael: No, I don't want some aspirin, yeah I'm a little fussy. Aspirin's not gonna do a damn thing. I'm sitting here with a bloody stump of a foot.
Michael: Pam...I have Country Crock.
Michael: Can I have everyone's attention please? Phyllis, Oscar, Ryan, who's supposed to be dead, can I ask you all a question? Do you all know what it's like to be disabled? Oscar?
Phyllis: Um, I had scoliosis as a girl.
Michael: No, never heard of it. No, a real disability, not a woman's trouble.
Dwight: Where are we going?
Jim: Come on, get inside.
Dwight: Where are we going?
Jim: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Michael: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Jim: We're going to the hospital, Michael.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 8:52 am to WarSlamEagle
Also...
Posted on 6/8/15 at 8:55 am to WarSlamEagle
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Jim: We're going to the hospital, Michael.
And Michael calls shotgun and gets all pissy.
This post was edited on 6/8/15 at 8:56 am
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:04 am to CocomoLSU
"You can buy new stuff but you can't buy a new party"
"that's true Jim!"
"that's true Jim!"
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:11 am to WarSlamEagle
The Injury might be my favorite episode.
Michael: "What do I put for 'Reason for Visit'"?
Jim: Concussion
Michael crosses out his answer
Jim: What did you write
Michael: I wrote bringing someone to the hospital
Michael: "What do I put for 'Reason for Visit'"?
Jim: Concussion
Michael crosses out his answer
Jim: What did you write
Michael: I wrote bringing someone to the hospital
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:42 am to beaverfever
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The Injury
Dwight to Pam: Let me give you this website where you can download all kinds of music for free...
..Oh wait, did I mention that all the songs are in German?
- Dwight messing with Pam and being all nice and sweet is hilarious.
- Michael with the pictures on the wall of disabilities, and he has Tom Hanks on the wall (twice) and goes "Tom Hanks, Philadelphia...AIDS" and points to a picture from Big.
- Michael bitching at people for laughing at Billy's jokes like they're laughing AT his disability.
- Michael bringing in Billy in the wheelchair and comparing him to himself was cringeworthy hilarious.
"Let me ask you something. How long does it take for you to do something simple...everyday, like brush your teeth in the morning?"
"I don't know, like 30 seconds."
"Oh my God, that's three times as long as it takes me."
"Listen, I've actually used a chair since I was four years old. I don't really notice it anymore."
"Well they do...they notice it, don't you. You notice it...it's the first thing you saw when he..rolled in here, isn't it?"
"You know what? We're not that different, you and I. When I clamped my foot in a non-stick, Ge....."
"You know what, Michael? Let me stop you right there, and leave.."
Posted on 6/8/15 at 9:51 am to CocomoLSU
quote:such a great line
"Well they do...they notice it, don't you. You notice it...it's the first thing you saw when he..rolled in here, isn't it?"
Ive seen season 2 like 5 times all the way through, I may need to go watch again
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:49 am to BilJ
Reading this thread is making me want to do a rewatch of the first few seasons of this show. I binge watched it on Netflix about 5 years ago and I didn't want it to end.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 11:58 am to CocomoLSU
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I come from a long line of fighters, my maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed twenty men and then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp... My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life... different kind of fight.
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Well we're all getting excited to see this fight. The Albany Branch is working right through lunch to prevent downsizing, but Michael, he decided to extend our lunch by an hour so that we all could go down to the dojo and watch him fight Dwight... FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT- I'm comin'- FIGHT!
Michael's prank calls to Ryan in the same voice that episode were also great...
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Hey Ryan... this is your girlfriend, and I am mad!
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Dwight Schrute: I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
Ryan: Okay, to what?
Dwight Schrute: Just put... the hospital. Contact number... just put 911
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:28 pm to BilJ
The Booze Cruise
quote:
Jim Halpert: What happened to you?
Michael Scott: Captain jack has a problem with authority.
Jim Halpert: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael Scott: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.
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Michael Scott: What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:32 pm to BilJ
Posted on 6/8/15 at 12:42 pm to PortCityTiger24
I love this thread.
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