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The Great Wall is top 10 worst movies I've ever seen
Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:30 pm
I've watched most of the new stuff so I decided what the hell and gave this a watch. The plot is shallow, the dragons or whatever they're called, are stupid as frick, and the acting is atrocious. I bet Damon has nightmares about this one. There isn't a single redeeming quality in this movie from start to finish
eta: the new Assassins Creed isn't far behind this one.
eta: Why the hell would your top warriors bunjee jump from a platform into a swarm of lizards? Who thought that was a good idea?
eta: the new Assassins Creed isn't far behind this one.
eta: Why the hell would your top warriors bunjee jump from a platform into a swarm of lizards? Who thought that was a good idea?
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 6:34 pm
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Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:33 pm to PapaPogey
AC was a bore. I couldn't even finish it and I am a huge fan of the games
The Great Wall looked bad in the previews. The CGI looked exceptionally bad. Did they fix it for the film?
The Great Wall looked bad in the previews. The CGI looked exceptionally bad. Did they fix it for the film?
Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:35 pm to stout
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AC was a bore. I couldn't even finish it and I am a huge fan of the games
Yeah I watched it over 2 nights.
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The CGI looked exceptionally bad. Did they fix it for the film?
no.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:47 pm to PapaPogey
The whole movie I kept trying to understand the character Damon was going for. I don't think I've ever seen an actor phone in a performance this bad in my life. I just got this William Shatner vibe from him the whole movie.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 6:59 pm to knowingabyss
It was really underdeveloped character IMO. He was a brick on the Great Wall.
It was also Willem Dafoe's worst performance I've ever seen. They could have gotten Tom Green to take that role and it would have been the same.
It was also Willem Dafoe's worst performance I've ever seen. They could have gotten Tom Green to take that role and it would have been the same.
This post was edited on 3/27/17 at 7:02 pm
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:17 pm to PapaPogey
People often say "film xyz" is one of the worst films I've ever seen," and I always wonder how many movies they've seen because there are some fricking awful movies out there.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:25 pm to athenslife101
When people say..."worst movie I've ever seen" they are separating it from stuff like Troll 2 and Killer Tomatoes...
It's more big budget Hollywood A-lister star - worst movie I've ever seen.
It's more big budget Hollywood A-lister star - worst movie I've ever seen.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:28 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Ishtar says helloo
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:39 pm to PapaPogey
Now I need to see this movie.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:44 pm to PapaPogey
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Why the hell would your top warriors bunjee jump from a platform into a swarm of lizards
Plus they were hot. No way does an army waste hot women like that.
But the movie was entertaining. I've seen way way worse.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:46 pm to athenslife101
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People often say "film xyz" is one of the worst films I've ever seen," and I always wonder how many movies they've seen because there are some fricking awful movies out there.
Yeah it's an overused, watered down phrase applied to so many movies. Great Wall was far from the worst I've seen.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:49 pm to PapaPogey
I can't bring myself to even stream it for free.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 7:56 pm to athenslife101
I've seen a bunch. Some just stick out to you as really bad.
I'm more so speaking in terms of big hollywood blockbuster films. Tons of low budget bullshite movies out there, but those don't count.
I'm more so speaking in terms of big hollywood blockbuster films. Tons of low budget bullshite movies out there, but those don't count.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:03 pm to biglego
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I've seen way way worse.
It was worse than BvS and Suicide Squad
Posted on 3/27/17 at 8:47 pm to PapaPogey
I liked it way more than Suicide Squad and probably even more than BvS. The story made just as much sense and it was more fun.
I liked it more than Zoolander 2, Indiana Jones Crystal Skull, the last Die Hard, Legion, Wolfman, Independence Day 2, Paul Blart, 2012, the last few Fast and Furious movies. Off the top of my head.
I'd personally much rather watch Great Wall again than Mona Lisa Smile, Notebook, Crying Game, Titanic although I understand those movies would be considered higher quality.
I liked it more than Zoolander 2, Indiana Jones Crystal Skull, the last Die Hard, Legion, Wolfman, Independence Day 2, Paul Blart, 2012, the last few Fast and Furious movies. Off the top of my head.
I'd personally much rather watch Great Wall again than Mona Lisa Smile, Notebook, Crying Game, Titanic although I understand those movies would be considered higher quality.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 10:45 pm to biglego
I actually liked Zoolander 2.
I don't get why everyone sh$t on it. The original was retarded, and so is the sequal. It's supposed to be dumb. I guess too many people were expecting some high brown comedic masterpiece when Zoolander was never that.
I don't get why everyone sh$t on it. The original was retarded, and so is the sequal. It's supposed to be dumb. I guess too many people were expecting some high brown comedic masterpiece when Zoolander was never that.
Posted on 3/27/17 at 11:06 pm to PapaPogey
My worst:
Criminal #1
Jennifers Body DNQ bc it was intentionally trying to be the worst of all time
Criminal #1
Jennifers Body DNQ bc it was intentionally trying to be the worst of all time
Posted on 3/27/17 at 11:07 pm to RocketPower13
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Jennifers Body
Is really not that bad of a movie
Posted on 3/27/17 at 11:47 pm to Breesus
No one can say a movie is the worst of all time until they watch The Last Airbender.
Posted on 3/28/17 at 12:30 am to PapaPogey
This movie was made by china to show their dominance over the west. They baited you into watching it by hiring matt damon.
I hope you know their film industry is run by China as is their music. Creativity and Freedom is frowned upon, shite they once called an equivalent of a congressional hearing on why they can't make a good TV series like their Korean neighbors.
But kind of digressed there, this entire movie make more sense if it is not about Matt Damon, but more about the Chinese actors and Matt Damon is just there to witness their "nobility" "intelligence" and "honor" with wide eye wonder.
I hope you know their film industry is run by China as is their music. Creativity and Freedom is frowned upon, shite they once called an equivalent of a congressional hearing on why they can't make a good TV series like their Korean neighbors.
But kind of digressed there, this entire movie make more sense if it is not about Matt Damon, but more about the Chinese actors and Matt Damon is just there to witness their "nobility" "intelligence" and "honor" with wide eye wonder.
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