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The Expendables 2 is unwatchable

Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:10 pm
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:10 pm
Wanted a mindless action movie while I was sitting in the airport and figured why not.

Lord, what am abomination. The dialogue, plot, everything is just so so bad. Turned it off halfway through, but the worst line I remember was "We'll beat the truth out of 'em."
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6224 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:14 pm to

You expected an Oscar winner? I wanted entertainment, that movie delivered in spades!
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

I wanted entertainment

As did I, but it was just too bad. Made me long for Starship Troopers.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49295 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:20 pm to
Don't let Chuck Norris see this
Posted by CCT
LA
Member since Dec 2006
6224 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Rickety Cricket
Who is that in your avi? Is that Randy Meisner?
Posted by Rickety Cricket
Premium Member
Member since Aug 2007
46883 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:31 pm to
Mitch Hedberg
Posted by Jazzbass13
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1338 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:32 pm to
had some cool action, cameos, and lines, pretty good action flick
Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36419 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:39 pm to
First one sucked, much to my disappointment.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25205 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:39 pm to
you need have zero expectations for these movies. if you do, they can be the most glorious things you ever see
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99042 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:41 pm to
Sorry you lost your balls.
Posted by tadelatt
Buga Nation
Member since Jan 2010
12255 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:42 pm to
Yeah, it was turrible
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Wanted a mindless action movie


I have no doubt you got exactly what you asked for.
Posted by Geaux1997
Frick Bama
Member since Dec 2012
141 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:55 pm to
Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57357 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:56 pm to
I love when people going into an action movie filled with action stars and expect it to win best picture.
Posted by JStanDawgFan
Evans, Ga
Member since Jul 2012
3987 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 8:57 pm to
It had to have one of the highest body counts in any movie ever.

But yes the dialogue was pretty bad...


"I'm out of amo... I'll be back"

"You've been back enough... I'll be back!"


"Yippie Ki yay"






Or what about Arnold's other gem...


"Who's next? Rambo?"
Posted by JStanDawgFan
Evans, Ga
Member since Jul 2012
3987 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:00 pm to
On a side note; since we haven't had the presence of Jean Claude in a while-Did anyone else think that he has aged horribly? I mean his face looks like he has been buried for the past 10 years. (truth be told, he probably has)
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39582 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:04 pm to
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As did I, but it was just too bad. Made me long for Starship Troopers.


I think I know what you are getting it, and I don't like it.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8154 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:04 pm to
I liked it. Thought Chuck made it awkward whenever he showed up.
This post was edited on 7/11/13 at 9:05 pm
Posted by Monsters and Men
College Station, TX
Member since Nov 2012
733 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:11 pm to
Because action movies can't be good films with a nice plot and characters, right?



Posted by REG861
Ocelot, Iowa
Member since Oct 2011
36419 posts
Posted on 7/11/13 at 9:13 pm to
I was hoping it could at least be entertaining in a campy way- it wasn't, it was just dull.
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