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re: Superman nerds: Does Lois Lane ever get preggo with a Super baby?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 4:14 pm to BlacknGold
Posted on 6/17/14 at 4:14 pm to BlacknGold
Yep, no facials for ole Supes, that's for sure.
He also probably tricks them into going back to their place so that he doesn't blow a hole through his wall.
He also probably tricks them into going back to their place so that he doesn't blow a hole through his wall.
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Posted on 6/17/14 at 5:31 pm to TheCaterpillar
Well I've seen an animated movie where he gave Louis a serum that makes her super for a day.. and they did go back to her place
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:32 pm to TheCaterpillar
Wasn't this settle with Clerks on why Wonder Woman is the only woman that can EVER have Superman babies?
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:37 pm to Bamatab
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It's not the sperm that would kill her. It's the force in which the sperm is shot into her that would kill her.
And that's the excuse she uses to not give him a BJ.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 6:40 pm to PsychTiger
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:01 pm to BlacknGold
How would superman feel anything? He is so strong and unmovable one has to wonder if his sensory nerves even pick up sensation.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:02 pm to TheCaterpillar
No, it would kill a human woman and she if she somehow survived impregenation, she could not bring the baby to term.
The only women capable of having a Kryptonian male's baby are female kryptonians, female daxamites, and Wonder Woman considering she's just as powerful as Superman.
This is one thing that made Superman Returns so horrible. It should not have happened. It needs to be decanonized.
The only women capable of having a Kryptonian male's baby are female kryptonians, female daxamites, and Wonder Woman considering she's just as powerful as Superman.
This is one thing that made Superman Returns so horrible. It should not have happened. It needs to be decanonized.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:06 pm to Sentrius
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It needs to be decanonized.
Who considers that movie as canon.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:19 pm to BlacknGold
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pretty sure they still are right now. they have their own comic line too.
Yep. It's a pretty damn good series too and IMO has the potential to the best couple in comics. It's a matchup that makes sense for both characters. And come on, who doesn't love an awesome power couple?
shite, they probably make earthquakes humpin each other.
This is probably their foreplay...
Tears shed for the past...
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:51 pm to Sentrius
yeah im enjoying it as well
Posted on 6/17/14 at 8:58 pm to Sentrius
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No, it would kill a human woman and she if she somehow survived impregenation, she could not bring the baby to term.
Gonna completely disagree on the conception and the pregnancy.
Granted, the super-jaculation might be too powerful for a mere human vaj, but there's always artificial insemination.
As to the pregnancy, Kryptonians gain their powers through exposure to Earth's yellow sun. Unless Lois has a glass womb, the baby wouldn't get enough (or possibly any) sunlight to get any powers. That goes for Golden or Silver Age Supes.
For many retcons (like the Byrne retcon in the 80's) he didn't gain his powers until post-high school (kind of like a late-bloomer of one of Marvel's mutants, whose powers don't kick in until puberty).
So there's absolutely no reason Lois couldn't get knocked up and carry his baby to full term.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:15 pm to bigpetedatiga
quote:well, yeah...He is a superman after all.
Apparently Superman believes in raw dogging it
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:45 pm to Bard
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but there's always artificial insemination.
Dude, we are talking about Supes raw dogging it here. Get your turkey basters out of here.
But yeah, you're right. The baby wouldn't get it's power until it had charged up with yellow sun energy.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:48 pm to Bard
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Unless Lois has a glass womb, the baby wouldn't get enough (or possibly any) sunlight to get any powers.
human cells absorb the suns radiation on a daily basis every time they are in the sun. you cant just assume the baby wouldnt be affected by that radiation at all. who knows how much yellow sun it takes to power a tiny fetus? very possible that baby destroys that woman.
i mean it doesnt apply directly, but one of the big plots in the comic "The Boys," which rips on every comic in creation, one of the character's wife gets raped by the "superman-esque" character and that baby kills his wife from inside the womb. so its been thought about in other forms before.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 9:51 pm to Bard
His sperm is faster than a speeding bullet, how you gonna collect it for artificial insemination? If he tries to shoot his load into some type of container the container won't hold up any better than Lois' womb.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:02 pm to TreyAnastasio
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It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ's sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom. But, that would kill him.
^Brodie is spot on.
Posted on 6/17/14 at 10:04 pm to PsychTiger
What happens when an unstoppable sperm meets an immovable uterus?
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