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re: Some "potentially Major Spoilers" for Episode 8 have been leaked

Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:52 pm to
Posted by musick
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:52 pm to
Fake.

The movie is 2 years out. Please.
Posted by musick
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 2:54 pm to
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"No, you are my father".

Yes, really.

Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin Skywalker.


anyone who actually believes this is beyond fricking stupid
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:09 pm to
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Luke turns to her and says "No, you are my father".


A complete nostalgic rip off? Checks out. I can't wait for everyone to love it.
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20828 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:10 pm to
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There was actually another recent "leak" which really isn't worth posting, but did contain an interesting plot twist which I wouldn't necessarily mind - they claimed that it was actually both Kylo and Rey that turned on Luke and slaughtered the other students.


Kylo ended up escaping with the Knights of Ren, while Luke was able to subdue Rey, wiped her mind, and left her on Jakku - she therefore lost all knowledge of the Force, as well any memories in general prior to being mind wiped - hence, she thinks she was left on Jakku as a young child and grew up there, when in reality, she and Kylo turned on Luke just a year or two prior.


No way that happened and Kylo Ren just didn't say anything about it.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:30 pm to
You're an idiot for believing that.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51603 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:34 pm to
It's just an article I posted. Settle down tough guy
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:35 pm to
I'm settled

But that's idiotic and by extension you are too for posting it.
Posted by Othello
the Neptonian Steel Mines
Member since Aug 2013
22925 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:39 pm to
They leak shite like this to see hiw the public reacts sometimes. I think the public will rightfully shite all over this horrible idea and it will not make it to the film.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:39 pm to
This would be hilarious. Like more funny than jar jar being the evil master funny.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14964 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 3:57 pm to

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I do half expect Luke to drop the "I am not your father" line as the whole audience cringes.


Will he go all the way to "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate?"
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67088 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 4:19 pm to
Kylo Ren is a young Dark Helmet.

Bill Pullman left earth for a few years in between Vietnam and running for president in Independence Day, going by his college nickname, Lonestar.

Lonestar ultimately defeats Kylo, who forms the Spaceballs after the defeat of the First Order at the hands of Rey and the gang. Snoke is defeated and goes into hiding, building an army.

Lonestar returns to earth to run for president.

Kylo Ren (Lord Helmet) seeks revenge for the destruction of Space Ball 1 by influencing Snoke's alien army to attack Earth in Independance Day.

Pullman leads the defense of Earth defeating Snoke's army and killing Snoke who was in the mothership, and begins the 20 year rebuilding of earth.

20 years later, Kylo rebuilds Snoke's army and attacks in ID2.

Then, in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money, Pullman returns to space as Lonestar to finish off Kylo Ren once and for all.

Pullman is the chosen one and Rey's brother.
He's the secret love child of Luke, the perfect jedi, and a woman from Earth, a Jewish-American "princess" who got it on in the back of a Ford Galaxy during the 50s.

King Roland, Princess Vespa's father, rules Druidia and is brother to Leah's adopted father on Alderon. The planets are close to one-another. Druidia had to build the air shield to protect itself from fallout from the destruction of nearby Alderon.
This post was edited on 4/22/16 at 9:18 pm
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
9438 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 5:16 pm to
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So... Rey is basically Rand al'Thor.


Posted by Hopeful Doc
Member since Sep 2010
14964 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 6:27 pm to
This is the best theory I've seen.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 4/22/16 at 7:21 pm to
Would watch
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