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re: So maybe I'm missing some piece in the DC Universe, but how can Batman beat

Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:42 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:42 pm to
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Where did Bruce get the Kryptonite, though.

Where does anyone get Kryptonite?

From Krypton, duh.

Holy shite, you're stupid.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:43 pm to
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From Krypton, duh. Holy shite, you're stupid.
Krypton was destroyed by the Mormons dumbass.

Lol Jokes on you.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:50 pm to
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Krypton was destroyed by the Mormons dumbass.

Lol Jokes on you.

It asploded, and now there are chunks of it flying all over space.

Probably easier to get a chunk now, than when it was just one big chunk.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:52 pm to
Dossiers bro, dossiers
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39283 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:53 pm to
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1 word. Dossiers.

This. Batman is literally invincible.
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 9:58 pm to
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Probably easier to get a chunk now, than when it was just one big chunk.
Well shite you got this. When you right you right.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:05 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
18967 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:18 pm to
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Well shite you got this. When you right you right.

Obviously, I was fricking with you.

Batman could never beat superman, but the comic book nerds like Batman more, so they'll argue the frick out of it.

I'm still looking forward to the movie, though. It appears Batman and superman duke it out for a bit, but in the end Wonder Woman shows up, and is hot as frick, so they find a common interest, and DP her.

Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:23 pm to
Do you even dossier?
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:26 pm to
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Batman could never beat superman, but the comic book nerds like Batman more, so they'll argue the frick out of it.


Do you even dossier, lead, and kryptonite, bro?
Posted by Bamatab
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:26 pm to
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Do you even dossier?

Bro don't even dossier.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:28 pm to
Perfect back to back timing
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:35 pm to
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Obviously, I was fricking with you.



I think it was obviously all in jest, breh.

Posted by Nelson Muntz
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 10:52 pm to
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meber SNL and the gay Presidents?


No. I remember X-Presidents. You sure do like to watch a lot of gay stuff.

As far as the op: The Dark Knight Returns by Frank Miller. Brush up on it. You're welcome.
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 12/3/15 at 11:19 pm to
I'm just loling at this thread and how this is such a poliboard take on the greatest superhero of all time.

Well done.
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 3:24 am to
Not invincible to Father Time bro
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:01 am to
It depends on the writer, Batman is usually given the upper hand because he's willing to cross certain lines.

It's implied that along with Batman's paranoia, Superman also trusts him with crossing the lines to stop his going rogue.

So we get things like Batman putting on a kryptonite ring to punch Superman as a distraction while Catwoman throws Lois Lane from a building.


I guess the "knightmare" sequence is the closest we'll ever get to a live action Red Son.


And Batman's fluffy hat.
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25821 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:28 am to
I don't understand why Batman needs to be fighting Superman.

and as Superman said in the trailer "If i wanted you dead, you'd be dead already" and that's the truth.
Posted by Breesus
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Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 7:34 am to
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don't understand why Batman needs to be fighting Superman.



Because Goku, true savior of earth, isn't there yet
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16148 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 8:15 am to
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Why can't we all get along?
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