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re: Seinfeld 2012
Posted on 12/13/12 at 11:37 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 12/13/12 at 11:37 am to Jim Rockford
I don't think NBC realizes just how awesome this would be.
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Posted on 12/13/12 at 2:38 pm to Sophandros
“@SeinfeldToday: Jerry's new GF (Ellen Pompeo) constantly dresses her dog in costume. Elaine goes on a date w/ James Deen, but doesn't know he's a porn star.”
Posted on 12/13/12 at 3:06 pm to Sophandros
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I don't think NBC realizes just how awesome this would be.
NBC would deliver a dump truck full of money to both Seinfeld's and Larry David's houses if the two guys were interested in re-starting the show.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 7:04 pm to SCTmo
“@SeinfeldToday: Kramer develops bacon cologne. Newman breaks into Jerry's Twitter. Elaine thinks the music shuffle on her iPhone is telling her something.”
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:24 am to Jim Rockford
This is a genius plot.
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“@SeinfeldToday: A photo of Kramer is used in ads for a gay dating site. George's mother gets Botox. Jerry dumps his gf for singing what she's doing.”
Posted on 12/19/12 at 8:26 am to Jim Rockford
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Kramer accidentally causes an International incident at the UN. Elaine spills a drink on Kanye West at a party. George is aroused by Siri.
Posted on 12/19/12 at 9:27 am to S
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Kramer accidentally causes an International incident at the UN. Elaine spills a drink on Kanye West at a party. George is aroused by Siri.
This is so great because I can actually SEE all this happening in my mind, and it being funny.
I picture George in the car by himself asking Siri for directions, then kind of having that blank stare he gets sometimes. Then kind of looking around out both windows to see if anyone's looking, then making her say something dirty. Classic George
Posted on 12/19/12 at 10:00 am to SCTmo
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NBC would deliver a dump truck full of money to both Seinfeld's and Larry David's houses if the two guys were interested in re-starting the show.
It would no doubt be an instant hit, and ratings would soar until NBC pushes it to Friday mornings to make way for the new Up All Night spinoff.
But seriously, I'm convinced that twitter is run by Larry David, trolling us all.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:31 am to CaptSpaulding
Make this happen
“@SeinfeldToday: Jerry doesn't understand the acronyms his new gf (Kristen Bell) uses in text messages. Kramer becomes one of Justin Bieber's bodyguards.”
“@SeinfeldToday: Jerry doesn't understand the acronyms his new gf (Kristen Bell) uses in text messages. Kramer becomes one of Justin Bieber's bodyguards.”
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:15 pm to Byron Bojangles III
Anyone see the new one about Elaine finding out Manti Teo used her likeness as his girlfriend? 
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:31 pm to Jim Rockford
Jerry receives box tickets for a Mets game from his manager and gives the tickets to George.
Jerry dates a girl with freckles but he fights his desire to connect the dots.
Elaine meets a young man who says his last name is Steinbrenner.
Kramer claims to be George Steinbrenner's second cousin and that he can find out if he's a descendent..
Kramer visits George Steinbrenner while he's watching the Mets game and sees a shot of George at the game wearing a Mets jacket in the box. Kramer jokes that George looks like he's spying for the Mets. Steinbrenner immediately jumps to the conclusion that Costanza is a spy.
Jerry connects the dots when his date falls asleep during a movie.
Elaine gets rejected because she's just not "Yankee material". She replies that he was never really "sponge worthy".
Steinbrenner summons George to his office to fire him and Costanza discovers Kramer's to blame.
The date becomes furious when she discovers the sharpy marks on her and begins yelling at Jerry as they hear Costanza banging on Kramer's door.
Pan to Kramer on the phone with the Mets claiming to have all of the inside info on the Yankees (even Steinbrenner's hairdresser's number).
Kramer hears George pounding on the door and runs out through the fire escape.
/end episode
Jerry dates a girl with freckles but he fights his desire to connect the dots.
Elaine meets a young man who says his last name is Steinbrenner.
Kramer claims to be George Steinbrenner's second cousin and that he can find out if he's a descendent..
Kramer visits George Steinbrenner while he's watching the Mets game and sees a shot of George at the game wearing a Mets jacket in the box. Kramer jokes that George looks like he's spying for the Mets. Steinbrenner immediately jumps to the conclusion that Costanza is a spy.
Jerry connects the dots when his date falls asleep during a movie.
Elaine gets rejected because she's just not "Yankee material". She replies that he was never really "sponge worthy".
Steinbrenner summons George to his office to fire him and Costanza discovers Kramer's to blame.
The date becomes furious when she discovers the sharpy marks on her and begins yelling at Jerry as they hear Costanza banging on Kramer's door.
Pan to Kramer on the phone with the Mets claiming to have all of the inside info on the Yankees (even Steinbrenner's hairdresser's number).
Kramer hears George pounding on the door and runs out through the fire escape.
/end episode
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:35 pm to Byron Bojangles III
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This is a genius plot.quote:
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“@SeinfeldToday: A photo of Kramer is used in ads for a gay dating site. George's mother gets Botox. Jerry dumps his gf for singing what she's doing.”
That episode writes itself.
Posted on 1/16/13 at 10:41 pm to Jim Rockford
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Jerry loses his phone & can only remember the number of an ex (Catherine Keener) from 15 years ago. Kramer does performance art at MoMA.
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Kramer discovers Craigslist's free stuff section. KRAMER: They're just giving it away! It's crazy, Jerry! JERRY: It's garbage.
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Kramer becomes addicted to fruitcake. George's gf (Helena Bonham Carter) insists on celebrating Winter Solstice. Jerry's identity is stolen.
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:16 pm to Jim Rockford
«@SeinfeldToday Jerry's gf (Carla Gugino) is mad he can't "speak emoji." JERRY:"It says building, crying cat, clock!" KRAMER:"She's running late, Jerry!"»
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:32 pm to Jim Rockford
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Modern Seinfeld ?@SeinfeldToday
Elaine finds herself at the center of a controversy when a college football star uses her photo as a picture of his fake dead girlfriend.
This post was edited on 1/22/13 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 1/22/13 at 2:40 pm to Decatur
The fake gf's name is Suzie
Posted on 1/30/13 at 9:38 am to Byron Bojangles III
«@SeinfeldToday Kramer goes to the Super Bowl, sees Ray Lewis in a club, criticizes his dancing. Ray refuses to dance before the game and the Ravens lose.»
Posted on 1/30/13 at 9:51 am to Byron Bojangles III
Posted on 1/30/13 at 10:01 am to uglycasanova7
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Elaine joins JDate so she pretends to be Jewish. She meets an amazing guy who dumps her for being "too Jewy." George discovers falafel.
Posted on 3/9/13 at 2:18 pm to Byron Bojangles III
«@SeinfeldToday Elaine's Republican boyfriend says "Thanks a lot, Obama," whenever something bad happens. Kramer claims to have created ChristianMingle.»
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