Ryan- most compelling reality star since Tommy Cheeseballs?

The guy is self-absorbed drama queen/hair dresser with "only child" syndrome. Maybe the rest of cast is boring and he is grabbing the spotlight by default, but so far the dude has:

Told a ghey guy that "gheys touching him makes him want to puke" on the 1st day.

Blow dryed various parts of body for no apparent reason sober/in broad daylight.

Called Starkville Jemmeye "trailer trash" on the 1st night.

Faux-injured his shoulder climbing a fence and subsequently went to hospital after failed attempts at sympathy and attention from his roommates.

Hooked up with the hottest chick in the house's friend while making said hottest chick jealous.

Caressed a ghey guy's ear while cuddling, although he is a self-proclaimed homophobe and "100% straight".

Sticks ghey guys cigarettes in his arse.

Sneaks out of the house ninja style to vain attempt get in a hot tubs w/o mother hen noticing.

This is just the tip of the iceberg- only a few episodes in