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re: Movie lines that you can't pass up IRL - Post examples

Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by kkille1lsu
New Orleans, LA
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:21 pm to
I tend to quote Snatch a lot.

"Zee Germans"
"'course I am"
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
"for me ma" "Dag"
"You could land a jumbo fricking jet in that."
"Oh, I love this track."
"Proper fricked"
"You silly frick."
"I fricking hate Pikeys"

Typing that out makes me realize I should diversify.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66427 posts
Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:22 pm to
I always mention something about Buddy Jesus when i'm in church.
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30390 posts
Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

"must be a glitch in the matrix."


If someone wears something new in to work we'll give them the "That's a great outfit, how much do clothes cost in The Matrix?" Grandma's Boy
Posted by chinese58
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Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:27 pm to
This post was edited on 2/14/12 at 4:44 pm
Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31707 posts
Posted on 2/14/12 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

You would be punctilious in assuming that


So many King Pin quotes

"hey maybe we should bowl a few frames for some cash"

"oh i don't know if i should cause i'm so bombed"

"oh you get that way when you drink ginger ale?"

Posted by JawjaTigah
Bizarro World
Member since Sep 2003
22499 posts
Posted on 2/14/12 at 6:03 pm to
"Oh, what fresh hell is this?" (Frasier - TV)

"Be afraid... be very afraid." (The Fly)
Posted by saintsfan92612
Taiwan
Member since Oct 2008
28875 posts
Posted on 2/14/12 at 7:01 pm to
besides some of the ones mentioned here:

FMJ:
"WHAT THE frick IS THAT!?"

Vacation:
"Roll em up!" (when driving in a bad neighborhood)

Pulp Ficiton:
"mmm...this IS a tasty burger!"

Shoot em up!
"frick you ya fricking frickers!"

TBL:
"It really tied the room together"


Sadly a quote I hadn't been able to use in a while, but my cousin used to always play as sub-zero in Mortal Kombat and when I won I would say:
"Here's Sub-Zero, now PLAIN zero!"

and "My prediction: Pain!"
Posted by LSUSilverfox
Member since Jun 2007
2690 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 6:57 am to
quote:

"That's a great outfit, how much do clothes cost in The Matrix?" Grandma's Boy


I'll throw in a "I'm thinking about getting metal legs" when asked how I'm doing every now and again. Usually doesn't work though.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 7:11 am to
quote:

I tend to quote Snatch a lot.

"Zee Germans"
"'course I am"
"In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?"
"for me ma" "Dag"
"You could land a jumbo fricking jet in that."
"Oh, I love this track."
"Proper fricked"
"You silly frick."
"I fricking hate Pikeys"


haha, yea.

"It was a funny angle"

Boondock saints: "Make like a tree, and get the frick outta here"
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 8:42 am to
25th hour is one of my fav movies. I got a couple that I go to.

The opening scene when they find the left for dead dog and put him in the trunk to take him to a vet. "Who es mas macho? Monty es mas macho." & "a little of the tricks, a little of the quicks"
When I do something good or fix someone's mess ups.

I also like the scene where the DEA busts him and when the agent pulls out the stash "sheeeeeeeeeeit' is great for a dissapointment or messing up.

Then when the #'s come in off expectation, the black guy yells "We're going for a ride now!" is always good when it gets hectic @ work or things get crazy w/ the boys.
Posted by BhamTigah
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 2/15/12 at 9:45 am to
quote:

Vacation:
"Roll em up!" (when driving in a bad neighborhood)


Yeah, I use that one as well.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
15965 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 11:33 am to
Pulp Ficiton:
"mmm...this IS a tasty burger!"

Shoot em up!
"frick you ya fricking frickers!"

Tropic Thunder
"<insert Client Name> went full retard, everyone knows you never go full retard"

whenever a friend asks me (for the 5th or 6th time what I do for a living)
"I'm a Lead Farmer, Motherfrickers!"

Caddyshack
"thank you very little"

look at my bare arm and announce I have a thing and walk out.
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
22375 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 11:51 am to
"Nobody puts Baby in a Corner!"

Most fun to use this quote when it really doesn't apply to the situation.

also

"WTF is the INTERNET!"
This post was edited on 2/15/12 at 11:52 am
Posted by MrCoachKlein
Member since Sep 2010
10302 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 1:29 pm to
"Be a lot cooler if you did..."
Posted by TIGERSTORM
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Member since Feb 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:35 pm to
When ever I am with a friend and we are racially out preportioned i will say "Boon, we're the only white people here."

From Seinfeld Good luck with all that.

When I see someone wearing a sweater from High Fidelity "That's a Cosby Sweater"

This post was edited on 2/15/12 at 3:42 pm
Posted by LSUFanNTX
Seabrook, TX
Member since May 2005
9108 posts
Posted on 2/15/12 at 3:49 pm to
I use the You'll get nothing and like it on my son all the time. He just laughs it off.


If someone at our house says that they're going to the bathroom, sometimes I'll break out the original Arthur line- I'll alert the media.
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 4:01 am to
Not technically a movie quote but a TV reference.
Anytime someone says hey come watch this it's a great episode of (insert TV show here) I say oh is this the one where Dudley gets raped.

Anytime anyone in my group or if I'm drunk and anybody in my line of sight orders a beverage with milk (colorado bulldog etc.) I instantly say " milk was a bad choice"
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 4:09 am to
If someone ask me what am I going to do or what would I do in a certain situation, I say "I'm going to the pub and waiting for all this to blow over".
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 2/16/12 at 4:14 am to
quote:

Be a lot cooler if you did..."


Dazed and Confused has a lot of great quotes.

I used the "what's this year's crop of freshman chicks looking like" on him last week

My wife is a red head and she likes it when I say "mmmmm red is my favorite color"

But like a lot have said me and my wife and my best friend and his wife can sit for hours and talk in nothing but movie quotes. Anytime two or more people get up to go to the bathroom it is guaranteed me or my best friend or both is going to say "don't cross the streams"
This post was edited on 2/16/12 at 4:17 am
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