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re: Let's overanalyze the sh!t out of The Karate Kid (UPDATED page 9)

Posted on 1/11/12 at 6:37 am to
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 6:37 am to
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Idont know if anyone else mentioned it


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Posted by TheHumanTornado
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:17 am to
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hell, she didn't even really completely accept his apology at the arcade until she saw that he had a new classic car.


Although Ali was a f*cking whore this is incorrect. They were locking tongues prior to him saying something about showing her a surprise. I also feel like Daniel was plenty appreciative for the birthday car. He never used the words "thank you" but his reaction was plenty good enough for a kid of his age.
Posted by Dr Emmett Brown
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:23 am to
yes, Ali ends up being a whore or just realizes Daniel is a pussy and says... frick that dude, but...

the reason she kicks the soccerball away on the beach, was to get Daniel away from her cuz she knew Johnny was coming.
This post was edited on 1/11/12 at 7:25 am
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:26 am to
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the reason she kicks the soccerball
it's a shite test.

It's when a girl does something to see what your response will be. IRL if a girl just randomly kicked a ball while she and I were playing with it, no way in hell i go fetch it
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:35 am to
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Daniel is 17-18, he's a Sr. in high school.

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Daniel was at or very near 18...

Nope. When he's at Miyagi's house celebrating his birthday, there are 15 candles on the cake. I paused and counted several times to make sure.

Here..I found a clip online (paused it a couple of times where you can see all the candles):






And he had also just gotten his driver's license that same day
This post was edited on 1/11/12 at 7:45 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:38 am to
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Why is Allie going to a shitty public school. Her parents are loaded. Their mansion is huge, they dine lavishly at country clubs, they play tennis. It's their own fault she brings home that Jersey garbage.

Great point. Same with Johnny.
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So, Daniel realizes he has to bolt Miyagi's on his Birthday after getting present #1 because his Mom is throwing a surprise party he wasn't supposed to know about...

...but immediately after getting present #2 he drives on over to the waterpark-arcade to find Ali.

Another great point, and it only further proves my point of how odd it is that he spends his birthday with Miyagi instead of his own mother. When you add in that their dad/husband just died, it makes Daniel even more worthless.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:40 am to
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Although Ali was a f*cking whore this is incorrect. They were locking tongues prior to him saying something about showing her a surprise.

Right, but I'm saying that she didn't completely accept it until she saw the car. I know they made up and kissed at the arcade prior to the car, but IMO the car sealed it. Because she's a pity-filled slut.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:43 am to
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it's a shite test.

It's when a girl does something to see what your response will be.

This. Sure, she may have seen John and his buds at the top of the hill, but just give Daniel the low down real quick and let him know what's up. Don't just kick the fricking ball away then walk back and sit with your friends. Daniel had no idea what he was getting himself into when he came back.

Of course, he sucks and got a deserved arse stomping. But still, she sucks for that.
Posted by Dr Emmett Brown
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 7:53 am to
and... waaaay too many white people at a public school in Southern Cal, even for back then.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:24 am to
I'm pretty sure the tournament was an under 18 tournament...
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:30 am to
BOOM


Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:31 am to
Let me know when we start talking about rappelling and selling bonsai trees without miyagis consent.
Posted by Celery
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:33 am to
I don't much care for the way Daniel pronounces "tournement".
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:34 am to
Let me know when we start talking about rappelling and selling bonsai trees without miyagis consent.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 9:49 am to
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"tournement".
yea he pronounces it "tornament"

I think it's a Jersey/NYC/Long Island thing
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 10:02 am to
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Let me know when we start talking about rappelling and selling bonsai trees without miyagis consent.

Anything in the first three are fair game. I just broke the surface on the first one. So go right ahead...
Posted by Baloo
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 10:21 am to
I agree with anything negative said about Daniel and Ali but I part company on the Miyagi bashing. Also, Zamoro is wrong about the military service. I will give a real life example: Sen Daniel Inoehye was a Japanese American whose entire family was in an internment calm, yet he served with distinction in the Army. There is no conflict in his war record at all.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 10:23 am to
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Anything in the first three are fair game. I just broke the surface on the first one. So go right ahead...



How about the usual "toxic dumping millionaire has nothing better to do than pick on a teenager" response.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 10:32 am to
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I agree with anything negative said about Daniel and Ali but I part company on the Miyagi bashing.

Most of the Miyagi stuff was a joke, but I do think he was an unabashed dick at times.

I do, however, completely loathe Daniel Larusso. And Ali I never really cared one way or the other until I watched the movie over the weekend and all kinds of things were jumping out at me with how much she sucked.


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internment calm

It's obvious when you post from your phone...makes your shite hard to read sometimes.
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 1/11/12 at 10:36 am to
It's really ashame that daniel never ran into a burning building to save some kids only to get trapped in the fire and ultimately die.


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