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Jupiter Ascending

Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:32 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98982 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:32 pm
Don't really know anything about this beyond the previews.

But I do know that Sean Bean will likely die in the first half of the film.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:39 pm to
That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw the trailer.

No way he survives.
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39730 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:40 pm to
May not mean anything but I don't think it is a good sign when a movie is set to be released in July of 2014 and then pushed to a February release.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39190 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 7:41 pm to
Its made by the Wachowski siblings, or whatever they're called, and Channing Tatum plays a half human/half wolf who can track smells across the universe. Sounds stupid and the Wachowskis recent track record isn't good.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98982 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

it is a good sign when a movie is set to be released in July of 2014 and then pushed to a February release.


Does the movie in any way offend North Korea?
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:20 pm to
If the trailer is any indication, it's somewhere between 21 Jump Odyssey and Forgetting Sarah Connor.
Posted by Atari
Texas
Member since Dec 2009
3719 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:24 pm to
I like the aesthetic of the trailer but the story looks beyond stupid.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123620 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 8:40 pm to
I've seen the previews around 3 times and still have no idea wtf is going on or what it's about other than it looks retarded
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:26 pm to
It looks pretty.
Posted by xenythx
Member since Dec 2007
32417 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:39 pm to
It looks Chronicles of Riddick bad.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72065 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 9:54 pm to
Watch your back.

Some people will that statement as a personal insult on this board.
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
15761 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Wachowski siblings
usually people just say Wachowski brothers but whatever...






edit: wait nevermind
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 11:14 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39190 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:29 pm to
They're not brothers anymore. I think. I don't know what to call them.

Posted by TomyDingo
Austin, Texas
Member since Aug 2003
19434 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 5:14 am to
Everyone calls them the Wachowskis, it's not that confusing.

LINK
Posted by ladytiger118
Member since Aug 2009
20922 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 5:31 am to
Pink hair
Posted by Tiger1242
Member since Jul 2011
31918 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 5:54 am to
I think the fact she has a dick is more alarming than the pink hair
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39730 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 6:39 am to
quote:

It looks Chronicles of Riddick bad.
Bite your tongue. I actually like Chronicles of Riddick.

Now if you want to say Battlefield Earth bad then I agree with you.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:26 am to
looks plain awful.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73144 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 7:40 am to
looks sooooo dumb
Posted by TIGERSTORM
parts unknown
Member since Feb 2009
4510 posts
Posted on 1/23/15 at 8:03 am to
I have seen tweets that say Eddie Redmayne is so bad in it that his people are trying to distance him from the movie so as not to hurt his Oscar chances in The Theory of Everything.
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