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Johnny Carson returning to late night
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:42 am
Posted on 8/13/15 at 4:42 am
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Antenna TV, the Tribune-owned digital network specializing in oldies shows, will start airing classic episodes of the Carson-hosted “Tonight Show” starting Jan. 1.
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Posted on 8/13/15 at 5:09 am to TejasHorn
Sweet. I'd never heard of Antenna TV until I moved and had to switch providers. It's pretty cool.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 8:27 am to PowerTool
I'll play Carnack, how bout:
"Shows no one is going to give a frick about or watch"
"Shows no one is going to give a frick about or watch"
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:07 am to musick
quote:
I'll play Carnack, how bout:
"Shows no one is going to give a frick about or watch"
Yes. On a cable channel dedicated to old television shows, Johnny Carson will flop.
You're a genius.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 9:10 am to Fewer Kilometers
Thread title gave me a little zombie apocalypse panic there for a second.
It's like "Johnny Carson rises from the grave to dine on the entrails of Jimmy Fallon".
I would tune in for that.
It's like "Johnny Carson rises from the grave to dine on the entrails of Jimmy Fallon".
I would tune in for that.
This post was edited on 8/13/15 at 9:12 am
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:03 am to TejasHorn
LifeAlert and and those bathtubs with the doors in the side are lining up to buy ad time
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:15 am to Fewer Kilometers
Posted on 8/13/15 at 10:46 am to RockAndRollDetective
quote:
It's like "Johnny Carson rises from the grave to dine on the entrails of Jimmy Fallon".
I don't think it has to be this dramatic or graphic.
Johnny was cremated and the ashes were given to friends. Webcams of the current urn locations would be more entertaining than Jimmy Fallon.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:09 pm to Fewer Kilometers
It would be funny if he eventually did better than some of the others
Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:26 pm to TejasHorn
quote:
A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: "Follow the yellow brick road."
Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?
A: Touchback.
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
Posted on 8/13/15 at 12:40 pm to musick
quote:
"Shows no one is going to give a frick about or watch"
Carnac:
6,273,933
5,024,297
3,502,532 and 2,626,694
Mcmanhon:
6,273,933
5,024,297
3,502,532 and 2,626,694
Carnac:
The number of views on YouTube of clips from the show!
Posted on 8/13/15 at 1:12 pm to Bard
quote:
Bard
Johnny Carson returning to late night
by Bard
quote:
A: Until he gets caught. Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: "Follow the yellow brick road." Q: What are good directions to a urologist's office?
A: Touchback. Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday. Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A: "Sis Boom Bah"
Q: Describe the sound made when a sheep explodes.
A: "Peter Pan"
Q: What do use to fry your peter?
A: "Aba Even"
Q: Describe the sound made when Dr. Renee Richards takes off her pantyhose.
A: "Hi Diddle Diddle"
Q: What do you say to your diddle diddle in the morning?
"And now I present...the LAST envelope."
"May an incontinent camel have an accident in your sister's hope chest."
"May a crazed yak fondle your grandmother's dentures."
"And now ladies and gentlemen I present to you, in the mythical town of Sludge Falls, members of our studio audience starring in that late night soap opera drama - The Edge of Wetness."
"This........is Moan Rivers, Sludge Falls only local bordello operator."
"This.....is Zero Motel, Sludge Falls most unfaithful husband."
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